Siri - discreet massager discontinued by LELO - review by Illusional

I've become an advocate of Lelo products. I honestly think everything that this company makes, is pure bliss. I'm sure there are more wonderful products out there, but a girl can only take so much ya know?
So currently the product I have in my hands is the Lelo Siri. I received it in baby pink and white and it's a wonderful clitoral stimulator.

Again LELO has impressed me with their classy and interesting boxes. Siri came in a non-discreet pink and white box, its features listed in several different languages on the inside. Inside was a sleek black box with “LELO” in matte grey writing. The box was sturdy on the outside, but very sexy and luxurious inside. The first layer of the box was the portion containing the Siri. On the upper portion of this section the Siri's features are written again, and a pull tab on the top to actually take the section out. You tear back the cardboard tab and the Siri is yours. The Siri itself is encompassed in a plastic, but after you tear the black paper off around it, there's still the plastic. I loved how the Siri is sealed, like “Freshness guaranteed”. Once you rip the tab off the cardboard tab, that piece is pretty much done with. I wish it had been more sturdy, I would've kept it.


It's so petite and adorable, it looks like a very interesting computer mouse, but it does much more than just click. Lelo Siri's intended usage is wonderful clitoral and labial stimulation. Due to the shape and size, this is not to be inserted. I think this vibe exceeded my expectations of clitoral stimulation. Siri is made of smooth gorgeous Phthalate-free silicone that simply glides over my clitoris with ease. With the intense vibration patterns, Siri could be used to stimulate nipples and anything else your heart desires. Due to its size, you do not use this toy anally. I, personally read the booklet to figure out Siri so unless you are a LELO expert I'd take a gander at the booklet.


Siri is a clitoral stimulator with a rechargeable Li-ION battery that provides four hours of pleasure from a two hour charge. It is wonderfully advanced and lets you know when it is fully charged and ready to provide pleasure. While charging, the Siri LED's will blink on and off continuously until it's ready to go. When Siri's ready to play, she'll stop blinking and emit a steady glow. When the battery is running low, the LED indicator will prompt you to charge by emitting a red glow.

There are six different stimulation modes, depending on what kind of pleasure you're looking for. When you turn on the Siri, she is in the continuous vibration mode. You press the up and down arrows to take you through the different modes. There is the continuous vibration mode, the vibrate stop vibrate stop mode, the pulsating mode, a much heavier consistent pulsating mode (sort of a 1234 beat). Finally there is a vrrrrrooom stop vroooom mode, I think this and the heavy consistent pulsating mode are my favorites.

To turn on Siri just hold down the + button. Continue pressing it to increase the vibrations until you reach the setting that makes you happy. Alternatively, you can push the – button to decrease the intensity. If you want to turn it off, just hold down the – button until it stops. Another dandy luxury of the LELO Siri is the locking feature. I know that I've left toys in a bag or something, had some company over and then there's a “VRRRRRRRR!”. I had to scramble around, trying to laugh over my vibrators. Well, not anymore! Siri comes with a locking feature to keep from accidental activation. To lock you hold down the + and – for five seconds. The LED panel will light up then go dark so you know Siri is off. To unlock, do the same thing and the LED lights will come on. It's noted that charging the Siri will automatically unlock the Siri but you don't have to worry about accidental activation while charging.

With Siri, since she's silicone you don't want to use a silicone based lube. Water based lubricants are the best option. Also, they say never use massage oil or hand cream as lubricant. Keep in mind, you only need a few drops of lubricant with Siri, anymore than that and Siri will slip and slide out of your hands.

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Always clean Siri thoroughly before and after each use. Wash with warm water and antibacterial soap, rinse with clean hot water and pat dry with a lint-free cloth or towel. Do not completely submerge Siri, the DC socket and the buttons are not waterproof and you could fry the motor. Never use any harsh cleansers like alcohol with this product. You can also wipe down Siri with a 10% bleach solution.

Store Siri in a dust-free place and keep her away other toys and you two should be just dandy. You can easily put Siri in the little satin pouch she comes with and keep her safe and happily by your side!