Sex in shower waterproof silicone vibrator - traditional vibrator by Sportsheets - review by River

This was my first silicone anything. I'm a vibrator person, not a dildo person in general, but since it was part of a promotion, I figured I'd try it out. I was very impressed that there was no taste/smell to the blue silicone. It didn't glide very well across the skin, so a lot of non-silicone lube is required.

The biggest problem for me was that the vibration didn't work at all! I read instructions and watched videos and made sure I was putting in (several different sets of) the batteries properly, yet nothing. I was finally able to identify that there was a kink in the wire connecting the plastic handle to the silicone wand. This wire connects the two halves of the dildo, but does not retract well into either, and has to be sort of curled up at the join to allow the pieces to be screwed back together. It's very easy to see how the wire could be nicked or crushed during manufacture or assembly, so be very careful when you put in/change batteries. In order to make the toy waterproof, the path in to the battery chamber is tricky, and no directions are provided in the box; I had to watch a video to figure it out.

So, the apparent fragility of the toy was disappointing, especially since I couldn't replace it. Though I read from other reviews that I wasn't missing much.

Furthermore, the taper of the business end isn't very conducive to thrusting, in my experience. Even with what felt like way more than enough (water based!) lube, it was a bit too big for me. It tended to feel best just carefully inserted and gently moved around. Pressure on the handle would push the blue end up into my G-spot, so moving the toy up and down like a lever or simply pressing it firmly up into my G-spot, even without vibration, was interesting. Its size was enough to cause feelings of pressure and fullness, so the few times I've used it have been almost as a vaginal plug while taking care of business clitorally.