Sex in shower waterproof silicone vibrator - sex toy by Sportsheets - review by GonetoLovehoney

Orgasm-Proof as well

I'm very glad I didn't waste any money on this,as it ranks as the 3rd most unsatisfying sexual experience of my life. It may be waterproof,but that doesn't matter if you can't use it in the water without lube that won't wash away immediately.
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Pros:
No taste/smell, useful for beginners
Cons:
weak vibrations,loud, very difficult battery compartment.
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review

Use

Well, I got this a while ago with a free facebook offer and I'm quite glad it was free, this toy did not really do it for me at all.
This would be best for a sensitive person or someone that's new to the world of toys. This is a decent toy for a warm-up but if you're hard to get there,(like myself) it certainly won't give you a big finish.

Overall, I enjoyed the light vibrations on my neck,feet,breasts and pretty much everywhere on my body when I wanted to relax.
This would definitely be useful for a sensual massage, (with a blindfold, the phallic appearance might kill the atmosphere a bit for the receiver) or be of some help when getting rid of a cramp.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This vibrator had no taste or smell, that's probably the only thing positive about it for me. It definitely requires lube to use or you'll end up getting clit burn, the silicone half of the vibrator (that contains the bullet) has quite a bit of drag to it. I could just toss it on a smooth surface without worrying about it falling off. If you use a minimal amount of lube, you could probably use the texture of the toy with the vibrations to get off.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design does seem like it'd work, if it had a more powerful bullet. I personally would prefer the insertable portion to be thicker/longer so I could enjoy the toy regardless of its vibratory failings.


The 4 1/2 inch (11.5cm)long by 4 1/4 (11cm) around section that houses the bullet is silicone and slightly flexible. It spreads the vibrations all over that area and is more concentrated at the tip.
This toy isn't very discreet, and as it likes to cuddle up with hair, not suitable for travel unless you put it in a plastic bag beforehand.
As for storage, it should be simple, just toss it in a drawer or hide it behind a book.
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls




As you can see in the picture above, the battery case is a bit awkward. If you're even a little bit off when trying to get the toy back together, it won't work or it'll trick you into thinking that you're going to get some vibrations and cut off randomly.

It has 10 vibration patterns: all of them buzzy, and all but one rather weak. Sometimes it takes a few tries with the soft buttons just to turn the damned toy off! Its buzz is louder than its power. It does work in water and has a decent sized o-ring to keep water out but the vibrations are even worse in water. Add to the fact that it cannot use silicone lube and you've got an epic fail on your hands.

I do wish that it were more powerful and less noisy, I've got 80% hearing loss and I can hear it through the covers, so I can only assume people could hear the failure through the door.
    • Hard to figure out
    • Multiple settings
    • Weak

Care and Maintenance

Basic care and maintenance for this toy, mild soap and water, or your favourite toy cleanser for clean-up. Towel dry after using it in the shower/bath, just to be on the safe side,as it is difficult to get the toy to close up just right.

Do NOT use silicone lube with this if you actually wish to keep it around for a while, use water-based or even oil-based lube (*from my own experience,I've used oil-based lubes with this and saw no harmful side effects) to keep yourself slick and hopefully enjoying it. For storage: just place it in a cool dry place by itself or with similar toy materials.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

I expected this waterproof toy with varied settings to be amazing, as I've only had bullets. Alas, it wasn't a match made in anything as It took me hours to get myself off once on its highest setting. The vibrations are FAR too weak and buzzy (light) for me to enjoy.

I really tried to like this toy, taking it out a few more times and using it in different ways, shower,bed and even in the jacuzzi(I much preferred the water jets). I would not recommend this toy to anyone that doesn't get off with a gust of wind.

It's only around to use on my partner as a back massaging aid.
Follow-up commentary
I've used this in a massage with my partner and when I pressed too firmly, it decided to stop. I had to reposition the battery cover so it'd work again. This really isn't a good vibrator, sadly.
It shall stay in the back of my toy drawer until I need a foot massage and the boyfriend isn't around.

I'm not going to complain further about this as I did receive it for free via a facebook offer months ago. Still acceptable for massages, just go lightly or you may have to stop the fun to revive the toy.
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Comments
  • mudpie
    Hey, thanks for reviewing!
  • sktb0007
    Oh lord, don't get me started on that battery compartment! LOL. I have this one too and it was just too flippin' annoying to deal with. It was the worst battery compartment in any toy I've ever tried.. actually, in anything that requires batteries that I've ever had! Thanks for the review!
  • tlaskowski
    thanks
  • PeppermintFuntimes
    Thanks for the review, I've been curious about this for a while, too bad it's not stronger vibration-wise.
  • guro
    my friend almost got this for free while EF was ordering it; now i'm glad she didn't. what a drag!
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