Sqweel oral sex simulator - clitoral vibrator by LoveHoney - review by LittleMermaid1077

It Didn't Make Me Sqweel!

Simply put, The Sqweel looks like a great idea and may work for some women, but I was completely disappointed by the results.
Compact, great for travel
Not for women who enjoy a lot of stimulation, Not for women with fat lips
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Okay, I'll be blunt. This toy is NOT for women with fat lips. I saw it online and thought it was the coolest looking little toy I'd seen in awhile and was super excited about ordering it! I tried it out as soon as I got it and was really looking forward to squealing (or sqweeling) but unfortunately I just couldn't get into it. First I tried it with no lube, then with. I found I had to keep holding my pussy open with my other hand to even get the tongues in there and as soon as I'd really get into it and let go they'd just close right back up. There's not enough pressure from the Sqweel itself to keep them open. I switched the tongue attachment with a spiked one I also purchased and that was a little better, but still very low intensity. Also every time I pressed a little hard it would stop moving making it very difficult to fully enjoy.

So I asked my boyfriend to help me out. He got me going for awhile then used the Sqweel on me but as soon as he moved his hand a little I closed back up. He also got a little bored just holding it there.

Other than actually using it, it was surprisingly easy to clean with toy cleaner despite it not having any smooth surfaces. The feel of the tongues themselves were very soft and realistic. The product itself is compact and discreet and would make for easy travel. It's also fairly quiet so you would be able to use this in a crowded house with the television or radio on.

The Sqweel looks a lot of fun and I'm sure for women who are very sensitive or can't take a lot of stimulation it would be great, however, if you're looking for an orgasmic explosion I'd look elsewhere.
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My Sqweel oral sex simulator tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Light play
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • Nipples
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Do you like this review?
  • ConnerJay
    Thanks for the review. I had a feeling this toy might be kind awkward depending on the build of your nether regions. Thanks for the heads up!
  • Annemarie
    Yeah, I thought it'd be kind of a disappointment for girls with thicker labia.

    Thanks for the warning!
  • Jimbo Jones
    Your con made me laugh. What's having a fat lip got to do with it? Thanks for the review.
  • Ms. N
    Thanks for the review. I had a feeling this was too good to be true.
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • pinkzombie
    Nice review!
  • Azule
    Thanks for reviewing. Great job.
  • darkkitty
    Great review!
  • purple579
  • Rod Ronald
    Love the con tag line!!! HEHEHEHE! Great review! Thnak you.
  • Nirelan
    Thanks for the warning! I DID want this, now not so much.... :/ lol
  • Maximusx
    think i still might give it a try, thanks for the review
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