Sqweel oral sex simulator - clitoral vibrator discontinued by LoveHoney - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

The Sqweel is a revolutionary invention meant to simulate oral sex. How exactly does this vibrator do that? It is a wheel of tongues. The wheel spins at three speeds; hopefully one of those speeds will get you off before your vagina is sucked inside of this wheel!

I was so hopeful for the Sqweel. I love getting oral sex, but I’m usually too uncomfortable to ask for it. So the Sqweel was the perfect compromise for this problem! With its discreet black outside and pretty pink silicone tongues on the inside, this toy seemed like a heaven sent invention.

I am not quite sure what I thought I was going to experience from this toy, except for pure joy. But that isn’t quite what I felt. Sure it comes with three speeds, but all three speeds are loud, one and two can’t be heard through a door but the highest speed can be heard lightly through a door. There is also a visible seam on the bottom of all of the tongues, it can’t be felt but it is aesthetically off putting.

Here is how to orgasm from the Sqweel, lay back and lube your Sqweel. While you can lubricant with oil based lubricant I’d just suggest water based, we are going for an authentic oral sex experience here, remember? So lube the tongues up and place them just barely on your clit. I say just barely place on your clit because if you try to press hard your vulva lips will be sucked up into your Sqweel, which made me laugh the first time it happen but on another use it pinched my clit and was very painful! Okay, so you have it on low just barely touching your clit, raise the speed as you like and wait patiently for your orgasm to come. If after an hour your orgasm doesn’t come, unfortunately the Sqweel just isn’t powerful enough for you.

I had that problem, the Sqweel was okay to start, but it just couldn’t give me an orgasm. It was great build up, and was kind of fun to play with, but it just never delivered.

I have heard rave reviews from people who aren’t such power-whores as I am, and I’m glad they enjoyed their Sqweel, but for me, I’m just glad that I can say I experienced it, and now I can move onto bigger and better toys!

The Sqweel can easily be cleaned with soap and water, or wiped down with toy cleaner!