Sqweel oral sex simulator - clitoral vibrator by LoveHoney - review by I'll Miss You EF :(

Couldn't Make Me Sqweel.

I enjoyed the premise of owning a Sqweel, but as for actually being pleasured by my Sqweel, it just couldn’t happen. I really wish that I was able to orgasm, but they would just never come!
So unique, silicone, $$
Not powerful enough for me
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Sqweel is a revolutionary invention meant to simulate oral sex. How exactly does this vibrator do that? It is a wheel of tongues. The wheel spins at three speeds; hopefully one of those speeds will get you off before your vagina is sucked inside of this wheel!

I was so hopeful for the Sqweel. I love getting oral sex, but I’m usually too uncomfortable to ask for it. So the Sqweel was the perfect compromise for this problem! With its discreet black outside and pretty pink silicone tongues on the inside, this toy seemed like a heaven sent invention.

I am not quite sure what I thought I was going to experience from this toy, except for pure joy. But that isn’t quite what I felt. Sure it comes with three speeds, but all three speeds are loud, one and two can’t be heard through a door but the highest speed can be heard lightly through a door. There is also a visible seam on the bottom of all of the tongues, it can’t be felt but it is aesthetically off putting.

Here is how to orgasm from the Sqweel, lay back and lube your Sqweel. While you can lubricant with oil based lubricant I’d just suggest water based, we are going for an authentic oral sex experience here, remember? So lube the tongues up and place them just barely on your clit. I say just barely place on your clit because if you try to press hard your vulva lips will be sucked up into your Sqweel, which made me laugh the first time it happen but on another use it pinched my clit and was very painful! Okay, so you have it on low just barely touching your clit, raise the speed as you like and wait patiently for your orgasm to come. If after an hour your orgasm doesn’t come, unfortunately the Sqweel just isn’t powerful enough for you.

I had that problem, the Sqweel was okay to start, but it just couldn’t give me an orgasm. It was great build up, and was kind of fun to play with, but it just never delivered.

I have heard rave reviews from people who aren’t such power-whores as I am, and I’m glad they enjoyed their Sqweel, but for me, I’m just glad that I can say I experienced it, and now I can move onto bigger and better toys!

The Sqweel can easily be cleaned with soap and water, or wiped down with toy cleaner!
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My Sqweel oral sex simulator tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
  • buzzvibe
    After reading so many mixed reviews, I'm now even more curious to try this toy because I honestly don't know if it would work for me or not, and I'd love to find out. Great review, thanks!
  • Bignuf
    I SO wanted to love this toy. It is SO unique. However, my experience is like yours. NO squealing from me either. Oh well. THANKS for your review.
  • GONE!
    Sounds kind of scary! Thanks for the review. I wish there was something like this that worked better.
  • LoveDrunk
    I want to try this toy, but am a little apprehensive. It still looks neat though. Thanks for your review.
  • Apirka
    Great review! Thanks for sharing!
  • Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
  • darkkitty
    Nice review!
  • ExesandOhs
    Thanks for the review.
  • Rod Ronald
    Nice review
  • VelvetDragon
  • BlackxxxRose
    I thought this toy was made of TPR and plastic, not silicone?
  • hall5885
    Thanks for the review!
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