Sqweel oral sex simulator - clitoral stimulator by LoveHoney - review by Jobthingy

Sqweel oral sex simulator

Clitoral vibrator by LoveHoney

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Oral sex simulator is right! The Sqweel is different, and totally worth it. It has 10 flexible tongues that are ready and willing to lap you into orgasmic bliss any time you wish.
Really feels like oral, interchangeable wheels, easy to use
Noisy, not waterproof
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
And now it is time for something completely different - The Sqweel. I had been keeping tabs on the reviews, and with every one that I read, my curiosity about this crazy little toy would rise. Finally, I had to have it. And let me tell you, I am glad that I did.

The Sqweel is not your average toy. There are no vibrations; instead, it is a hand held device with a lovely turning wheel on the inside. What is on the wheel? Well, 10 tongues of course. The tongues spin at a low, medium, or high speed to build you up to the type of orgasm that only oral sex can give you. The speeds are operated by a click and slide button at the base of the toy that is very easy to maneuver during use.

Let’s talk about the specs. The black, plastic casing that is 5 inches long by 4.5 inches across, with the top on. When you remove the top, you reveal the tongues. If you remove this wheel, you will see the 10, 1 inch long tongues. They are soft and very flexible. They do not have any texture to them at all. It almost looks like a small set of fan blades, but pink and squishy. The whole thing fits well in the hand and makes it very easy to use.

The casing is hard plastic with a velvety feel and the wheel is... Well there is some debate on that. Eden lists it as being TPR while others, over the net, list it as being silicone. Flame testing the sucker did leave a mark. So, I am going with TPR. According to the packaging, they suggest only using water based lube. Water based is easier to remove from the casing without having to wash it with soap and water, so it works.

Lube is something you will want to use with this toy. The tongues have quite a bit of drag, and without it, the experience will be ruined. I found the easiest way to apply lube to the toy was to squirt a bit on my hand, and turn the toy on having the tongues lap the lube from my hand. It quickly distributes the lube over all the tongues and you are ready to go.

The downfall to this is the noise. The motor is rather loud and is certainly something you cannot be very discreet with. You will want to use it under a blanket, with the TV on and the door closed if you have other ears in the house that you do not want hearing your fun.

Cleaning this one is a little tedious. The toy is not waterproof. To clean it, you have to remove the side cover by holding it with your thumbs in the indentations on the one side, and giving it a small turn clockwise. This allows the casing to come apart. You can now pull the wheel out. The wheel can be washed in hot, soapy water. To clean any lube out of the casing, it is best to use a damp cloth or a wipe and just make sure everything is clean. Once the wheel is dry, and the casing is cleaned out, you can put the wheel back onto the pin, click it all back together, and put your Sqweel away for the next use. It comes in a lovely metal tin that is perfect for storage and if you purchase any extra wheels, you can surely store them in here as well (once you remove the plastic cut out.) It takes 3 AAA batteries to run and these can also be stored in the bottom of the case.
This is not the type of toy you will use if you are looking for a quick orgasm. Much like oral, it takes time. You will want to lie back and enjoy this. If time is not on your side, pull out another toy. You cannot apply too much pressure with the Sqweel or the motor will stop, but you really do not need it. The tongues gently lap away at your clitoris in such a way that they build you up to quite the orgasm.

If you get tired of the tongues, you can get replacement wheels with different textures and experiment with those.

This truly is a different toy. I really have enjoyed it and it will most certainly sit at the top of my toy mountain for a while. When they say it simulates oral sex, they mean it. It is quite incredible just how close to the real thing it is. I am docking a star for the noise and not waterproof issues, but otherwise, it is perfect.
Follow-up commentary
I LOVE this toy. It is truly not like anything you have ever tried. Ten tongues on a wheel (as I like to call it), is truly amazing.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Sqweel oral sex simulator tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
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