Sqweel oral sex simulator - clitoral stimulator by LoveHoney - review by biancajames

A licky boom boom down!

I admit it- I bought this toy on a lark because it looked so silly and weird. But it actually feels very pleasurable and life-like, and serves as a nice alternative to a traditional vibrator. Unfortunately it can be a pain to clean, with many separate parts to be disassembled.
Extremely realistic oral sex stimulator, nice storage box, unique and exciting sensations
Difficult to clean, run on AAA batteries, can get caught in pubic hair
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This toy is an oral sex stimulator- not quite a vibrator, but serves a similar purpose of stimulating the clitoris (though it could be easily used on nipples, penis, etc.) It is not insertable. A lubricated wheel of tongues spin at three speeds, stroking and stimulating the area that it is applied to.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The outer case of the toy (which the tongue wheel, motor and battery case rests in) is made of soft, matte black plastic. The wheel itself consists of 10 mini-tongues (0.75" long by about 1" wide) made of soft, flexible but firm TPR plastic with a faint, unnoticeable seam on each tongue. (There was some debate about whether it might be silicone, but I'm pretty sure it is TPR.) There is a faint plasticky scent that was not bothersome to me. These tongues are very soft, but this toy works best when you apply lots of lube. Anyone who enjoys oral sex will probably like this toy: cunnilingus is no big deal to me, and I found I actually liked it a little better than the real tongue because I had more control. The sensation is sort of like a cross between a real tongue and a vibe- faster, more regular, and firmer, but absolutely blissful.
    • Flexible
    • Smooth
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

This is such a freaky looking toy. In fact, I bought it not expecting much in terms of functionality, but as a novelty item/collector's piece. It is shaped quite differently than your average vibrator, so there may be a little learning curve for how it will work best for you. The whole toy is about 4" long, 4" at widest point, and 1" deep. I enjoy using it both on my labia, and with my lips spread for more direct stimulation. This toy can be easily stowed in its metal storage tin, which can easily be thrown in a toy bag or suitcase, though I probably wouldn't bring it in my check-in luggage.
    • Futuristic
    • Realistic
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is NOT waterproof, although you can (and should) apply plenty of lubricant to the wheel before use. After removing the cap to the case and applying lube, you turn on the toy by sliding a switch at the base. The toy makes a whirring noise which is fairly loud, but could be worse. There are three speed that the toy spins at- I like to start with the slowest, which feels like sensuous licking, and work up to the fastest, super intense speed when I'm ready to get over the edge. Not everyone may be able to orgasm with this toy- I've only been able to do it once, and prefer it for warmup. Depending on how you are built, you may want to spread your labia manually to apply this to your clit. (A friend who keeps her pubes natural said she had problems with the tongue getting caught in her hair). You can use the wheel spinning forward, backwards, or sideways. I find you can get a lot of different kinds of sensation by varying speeds and licking direction.

I think this would be too large and unwieldy to use during intercourse, and I think most people's partners would rather give them actual oral sex, so I think this is best as a solo toy.

I've also found that as much as I hate AAA batteries, they last a long time with this toy- I've used mine about 10 times and it's still good as new.
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

My major complaint about this toy is it's a pain to clean. You have to remove the front panel of the case, then remove the wheel, wash the wheel with soap and water, and wipe out the inside of the case with a toy wipe or damp cloth. Because it's necessary to use plenty of lube with this toy, the inside can get gunky and sticky if you don't wash it immediately. I would recommend using water based lube with this toy for the most realistic/pleasurable feeling, but silicone lube wouldn't cause the toy to degrade. Once all the parts are cleaned and dry, it fits inside a well in the nice metal tin provided with the toy, which is relatively discreet. One issue I experiences was that the tip of the spindle that the wheel snaps onto fell off after 4 or 5 uses. I was able to put it back on, but it spins a little unevenly now. I am kind of bummed that this toy started to break so quickly.
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


The toy comes in a metal tin that says "Sqweel" on the lid. If you put it on a shelf it would not be noticeable at all. The inside of the tin has a black velveteen well that the toy fits into, though I pulled it out so I'd have space for my other Sqweeler (alternate wheel). It's a cute, functional and unique storage option, especially for those who like boxes.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
    • Would make a nice gift

Personal comments

If you got the inspiration for the review title, you get a big kiss from me. ;) I do think this a worthwhile toy, and really love the unique sensations it provides, and the adorable storage box. However, it is far from perfect- I hate AAA batteries (though to be fair, the battery life is pretty decent), I hate taking it apart to clean it, and I hate that it started to fall apart so quickly. I think this toy is priced at a level that if you're curious about it, you should go for it. I did give one to my oral sex afficionado friend and she was less crazy about it, so YMMV. Another thing- I have reached orgasm with this one once, so it's possible (it took about 30 minutes, which is typical of real oral sex for me, too), but I prefer this more as a warm up for other types of stimulation.

This toy can be used on other body parts as well- I used it on a partner's penis and balls while he was tied up, and he loved it! So I think this toy can be pretty versatile depending on what you like!
Follow-up commentary
While I enjoy the sensations of the Sqweel, I dont use it that much because I dread having to clean it after. (Yes, I'm super lazy.) I also don't think this toys is built to last, and may not be the greatest long term investment in that regard.
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  • darkkitty
    Nice title!
  • biancajames
    Haha, thanks!
  • tom fay
    lolz i still think its a funny toy
  • biancajames
    its pretty damn hilarious
  • scaredlittleboy
    It actually sounds better than what I thought it'd be like!
  • biancajames
    I was surprised!
  • ExesandOhs
    Thanks for the review.
  • Rod Ronald
    Great review!
  • Tangles
    Interesting! Thanks for the review!
  • biancajames
  • CynicallyYours
    Thanks for the review!
  • VelvetDragon
    I winced when I read "can get caught in pubic hair" -- yikes, what a horrific thought. Haha.
  • Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • hall5885
    Thanks for the review!
  • Jenyana
    Lovely review; I'm considering getting this...
  • AHubbyof2SexualMinds
    Thanks for the review, especially about the cleaning. I'd been debating about ordering this for my wife, but since I'm always on clean-up duty, I think I'll pass.
  • biancajames
    yeah, I barely use it for that reason.
  • loveme
    Great review
  • biancajames
    Thank you!
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