Sqweel oral sex simulator - sex toy by LoveHoney - review by upforanything

Sqweel oral sex simulator

Clitoral vibrator by LoveHoney

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This is no where near as good as the real thing.

Overall I found this toy not satisfying. I would not pay the money for this toy again. The only saving grace for me is the fact that it has different attachments. Make sure that you have a lot of water based lubrication on hand before playing! Be prepared to experiment with it first, before using it with a partner in order to figure out what pressure feels good and what area feels best to you. If you like the Sqweel, buy the different attachments to try the different sensations.
easy to clean, easy to store, can provide oral-like stimulation
needs a lot of lubrication, bulky, loud, and not satisfying
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I have used this vibrator alone and with my partner. I used it to stimulate the clitoris. I didn't find it very helpful in any other region, including nipples. This toy might work well for someone who doesn't have a partner or has a partner who is not willing to perform oral sex or possibly someone who is just more sensitive than I am. This toy is louder than most toys that I have used. It also requires a LOT of lubrication in order to be comfortable. I would not recommend using this toy if you are in a situation where you want any privacy.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Sensory play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Anal
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The tongue portion of the toy is made of ten separate tongues. The tongues are very smooth and do not include any bumps or texture. The tongues are extremely flexible and soft. The different attachments give different textures based on level of stimulation. I would recommend starting with a softer (the Tingle) and advancing as you are more comfortable with the sensations.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

To start with, I really loved the design. After using it however, I was less than impressed. The shape makes it difficult to hold onto when you are playing solo. It is shaped somewhat like a tape measure (this is the comment my partner made). The Sqweel is 3 x 2 x 4.5 inches. With a partner, there isn't an issue with that. My partner had a difficult time knowing how much pressure to use. It became somewhat irritating after a while and we ended up changing to a different toy. The size is a bit bulkier than what I am used to. I generally use bullets. I would say it is better for a more advanced toy user. This toy is pretty easy to hide as it comes with a cover. Once covered, it just looks like a semicircular, black piece of plastic. It would be discreet for travel due to the cover. I would not want to bring it unless I would be having privacy due to the loudness and the need to bring extra lubrication.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The original product has three speeds. The control is on the flat part of the plastic shell which can make it a little tricky when using during solo play. The speeds range from pretty slow to moderately fast. I would have liked a few more speeds. I love that they have several different attachments that can be tried with this toy. Each attachment is sold separately. The other three attachments are called the Pearl, Tingle, and Wave. The Pearl is a stiffer version that gives the sensation of pierced tongues. The Pearl is the stiffest in the Sqweel collection. The Tingle is a softer version that features multiple little nubs. It is the softest of all the attachments. The Wave attachment has two outer waves with dozens of smaller tongues in the middle. The Wave is the medium firmness in the collection. There is also a Sqweeve (or sleeve) for you to add your favorite vibrator into the mix. It attaches around the outer shell of the Sqweel. It is made of water proof rubber. It comes in two colors, pink and black. It can fit vibrators up to 3.5 inches in circumference. The Sqweel is extremely durable. The wheel portion is soft and easy to clean by hand. The outer portion is a harder plastic that can survive a fall (from a bed or counter top). I have not had any issues with battery consumption.
    • Not enough variety

Care and Maintenance

The wheel portion is easy to take out in order to clean. I have used my regular toy cleaner on the wheel and it seems to work well. It is water proof so you can use soap and water also. I store it with the cover on in the original metal box. The Sqweeve allows for you to add a vibrator to play with simultaneously. Keep in mind that it can only fit a toy up to 3.5 inches circumference. The Sqweel website advises to only use water based lubricant. I have seen conflicting information about whether it is made of silicone or rubber. So to stay safe, we always use water based lubricant just in case. According to the EF website it would be safe to use with silicone or water based lubrication based on the information that it is made of rubber.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


I absolutely loved that it came in a cute metal box. The instructions were lacking. We had a lot of trouble figuring out how to get batteries in at first. Unfortunately, we actually had to go to an adult store and ask how to get the batteries in. But after that it was smooth sailing. The batteries are located on the back side of the Sqweel outer shell (opposite where you would take out the wheel to clean it). You must put the battery in the indented portion of the battery area first. I found it is best to do the lower battery, then the one directly on top of it, and last the one beside it. It is a bit tricky so take your time. The metal box is simple and just has the word Sqweel on the front. I store it in the box and it is very easy to hide. It is very discreet so no need to worry if someone would find the metal box.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage

Personal comments

I felt that I needed more pressure than what the original Sqweel attachment gives. It did not provide enough stimulation for me. I did like the Pearl more, but it was still a little softer than what I am used to. Depending on your sensitivity, you can choose a Sqweeler to fit your need.
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  • oldman
    Nice job--you are a great student!!!
  • ksparkles16
    Great review! Sorry this didn't work for you!
  • KrissyNovacaine
    Thanks for the in depth review! I find this toy really creepy.
  • Mistress Dragon
    Thank you for the review. Sorry it didn't work out like you had wanted it too.
  • mpfm
    Thanks for the review. I've looked at this hoping it would be nice, but most reviews aren't favorable. I guess I'll skip it.
  • sunkissedJess
    I've always been interested in this toy but I don't think I'm going to get it after reading your review. Thanks for sharing
  • BG529
    great review
  • arewehavingfun?
    Nice review but this Sqweel kind of give me the creeps! LOL
  • Missmarc
    Great review, thank you!
  • RomanticGoth
    Thanks for sharing! I was wondering how this would be.
  • ginainohio
    thanks for sharing wont be buying this toy
  • upforanything
    Thanks everyone for the great comments! I was excited about this toy... then not so much after trying. If they make some improvements or better attachments I will update the review. Glad you all enjoyed the review!
  • hall5885
    Thanks for the review!
  • Pinkshirt
    Thanks for reviewing
  • LadyDarknezz
    I'm so heartbroken! I've been dying to get one of these, but I have a lot of financial issues at the moment. I've never experienced the real thing so I wouldn't know any better. I'm sorry that this thing was an expensive waste of time for you. I would have been so sad to save up money and to buy something so useless.

    Thank you for this review! I really appreciate all of your honesty!
  • Jenyana
    Thanks for the review!
  • vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks for the review!
  • noway
    Thanks for reviewing
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