TCB Taking care of business - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by MEL

It Is All In the Name.

If you are more of the Hardcore type; then this is the product for you. Yes, if you are more of a beginner; then you might want to pass this little guy up.
Small, Quiet, Great Motor, and Powerful
Like to see More Safe Features, Not for most out there
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


T.C. B. or also known as “Taking Care of Business” was perfectly named by California Exotic Novelties. Now, this bullet has many uses: massager, nipples, clitoris, penis, and balls. Do not worry I will also address anal and vagina too. Since I started with massage; why not start there? For massage I find the on any speed with lubrication a light rub feel great.

Let us get anal and vagina out of the way. “Taking Care of Business” had no flared based; because this it is best not to use this product in those areas.

I find that using “Taking Care of Business” on the nipples way to strong on any speed. Do not get upset because where “Taking Care of Business” is best at is the clitoris and the penis. For the clitoris I find best to use the side. Now, I am not saying the tip is bad, I just like the side use more then the tip of Taking Care of Business.

When using this on man you will find two areas the best: penis and the balls. I found two ways when using it on a man: a hand job or a head. It is all about placement. With hand job you can place across the tip make shore that touches Meatus and Glans too. Another place is anywhere on the scrotum. What about head? Well, I found that it best to rub the shaft of the penis or anywhere on the scrotum.

-Who For-

“Taking Care of Business” is a nice bullet has a very strong motor, because of this I believe this is not for most out there. I find that it is more for the hardcore wanting to add something new. I also find that this would be good for the couples; just while, both are more of the hardcore type.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris

Material / Texture

This product is mainly made up of plastic that has a PU coating. T.C.B. also has a silver plated ring on it. This ring I think was placed on this product for two reason; look and function. The function I am talking about is that it easily tells you where the cap is. When you hold it up look for the silver ring and when you find look for the smaller of the two ends. The smaller end of the Taking Care of Business is the cap. How does the plastic and PU coating help? The plastic makes it very firm, while the PU coating makes very smooth, soft, velvet feel. I also so like where is has no seamless as well.

The only bad thing here is that there is not also of safe feature on Taking Care of Business. All it does have is that it is phthalates free.

Now there is a slight smell of plastic and taste too.
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

To me travel is all about size and how loud it is. It not all that loud just as loud as a boring cell phone ring. Now about size: T.C.B is about four inches with a circumference about two and half to three inches. I find is make easy to slip in medium purse or a pocket that is not tight but hang loosely. This product also only weight two ounces which I like.

Now this product come in three colors: pink, purple and blue. I personal got the pink and thou I do not like the color pink. I have to say if the color is the only thing that upset you with this product, do not worry everything else will make you forget about the color.

The shape is simple. It reminds me of a very small foam bat and the tip of this product is flat.
    • Discreet look/design

Functions / Performance / Controls

T.C.B. is a vibrator that has three speeds. Each speed is increased with just right amount. Meaning that each increase is more like a step and not a jump of vibration and personal I like this.

This product is so discreet in design and sound. This product can be easily hid, if needed and it has a very low hum. The low hum I am talking about is that of low hum of cell phone. The design of this product reminds me of form bat or lipstick. The reason for me saying lipstick is that silver plated ring. Some lipstick container will have that same ring on it. Also let not forget this product is waterproof. I think this helps it be so discreet. Meaning even underwater it does not make a lot of sound.

The push button controls are very easy. First you need to twist the cap to the right until the cap pops up. After that you can place in one triple a batter with the positive side facing downward. Place the cap on and twist to the right until the cap is tight. Now it is time to play with the controls. At the top of the cap you will see the push button controls. You press that to turn on, change speeds, and turn off. Let us take look at that push button. I have used push button before like My Private “O”. My Private “O” has a push button that is easy to turn off and even by accident. I find this very normal in push button but this is not the case. This push button has a plastic cover over the push button; which helps keep the accidental pushing of that button.
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning is easy to do; warm water and soap or you could use a toy cleaner. Just do not forget to clean it before hand and after.

Now it I best to use a lubrication with this product but it is not needed. What kind of lubrication should you use? Will, it is best to use a water or silicone based lubrication.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store
Follow-up commentary
I still love this product because of how small and strong it is. Now it is still quiet, which I really like, but the motor is what make this product.
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  • bzzingbee
    Such a cute little vibrator! Thanks for the review!
  • Airen Wolf
    Just a bit of FYI unless you believe vaginal fluids could somehow seep inside the toy, unlikely as it's waterproof, it isn't a risky thing to use this vaginally. The vagina is a closed system meaning even without a flared base the toy won't get lost inside the vagina. Now anally you are correct it can get lost and require medical help to remove.
    This is probably too short to be very pleasurable as a vaginal vibrator.
  • Ladygaga
    Very nice review!
  • Ghost
    Very cute. Thanks for the review!
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    Thanks for sharing!
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