TCB Taking care of business - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Zombirella

TCB, and that it does!

Whether you are a beginner or more experienced this velvety, powerful, waterproof, multispeed vibrating bullet is a great addition to any toy collection. It's amazing for clitoral stimulation or to tease any other body part. TCB is fun to use alone or with your partner and is pretty quiet for how intense the vibrations get!
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


TCB-Taking Car of business is a wonderful, powerful and pretty bullet vibrator. I chose TCB because of its quiet factor, great ratings and smooth texture; also, it sure does deliver intense pleasure without sounding like a lawn mower! All the colors are pretty but I chose blue this time since I always go with pink. TCB feels velvety smooth against my clitoris and packs power at all three levels. It's great for foreplay and solo play. You can use it vaginally (internally or externally) or on other parts of your body.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

TCB is made of PU coated plastic material that gives it a soft, smooth texture that I prefer over regular old boring plastic. It's smooth, comfortable and pleasurable to rub and hold against the sensitive clitoris and other body parts. The vibe did not have any noticeable scent to it, so no worries there. It is great for any level of users that are looking for a discreet powerful bullet vibe.
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

I love the sleek compact design of this vibe! It is about 4 inches in length with 2 3/4 inches of insertable length and 2 3/4 circumference. Perfect for just right clitoral stimulation and small enough to travel with and hide. This size is great for users of all levels and is non-intimidating for those just starting out — making it a great first vibrator.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

TCB has three levels of intense vibrations. You increase the level with the easy to push button on the end — you must go through all three levels to turn it off. Vibrations can be felt throughout the entire vibrator. All levels are powerful with the third enough in my opinion to satisfy anyone. They feel amazing on the clitoris along with the velvety smooth texture. I like to use it to stimulate my clit while using a glass toy inserted vaginally. The vibrations can be felt while the vibrator is inserted vaginally. This is a fairly quiet vibrator for its power. I did the "sound" test with my fiancé to verify the review. When used outside of the covers or under them, on any of the three speeds, you cannot hear the vibrator outside of a closed door. It is noticeable under the covers if you are in the same room with the person so this probably isn't something you want to use with a roommate in the same area. This little guy is waterproof so go ahead and use it in the shower/bath.
    • Discreet
    • Multiple settings
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

I love to use mine with Adam & Eve's personal lubricant, the clear, plain unscented/unflavored stuff, but any type of lube can be used with it and I recommend using lube with all toys. TCB is easy to take care of, just store it in a box/bag where it won't collect dust and other fibers. You can clean this vibe with hot water and mild soap or toy cleaner that can be bought on this website. It runs on one AAA battery stored in the screw-top compartment, which is easy to open and put back on.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


TCB comes in a cute little clear plastic box that you can use to store the toy if you choose. The toy is visible through the package so it's obvious what is inside.
Follow-up commentary
I love the velvety texture and the design of this vibe. However, after using it a couple times, the battery started to rattle inside the vibe and I can't figure out how to stop it. We tried rolling a piece of paper up to hug the battery but it still rattles some. It is noticeably loud and just kills the quiet factor! This toy is going in the lock box now until I get my own place with my fiance and noise won't be a problem. Such a bummer!
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  • EdenJP
    Thanks for the review!
  • K101
    Nice review! Thanks so much for adding the photo and size. I love this vibe! It sounds awesome and the colors are making me want it even more! I'm wishlistin'!
  • JRabbits
    Thanks for including the photo. That blue is so pretty.
  • Zombirella
    Thank you
  • LilLostLenore
    looks fun
  • Undead
    Nice review!
  • Kabachu
  • AJvil
    Good review
  • Katelyn
    Ugh I hate noisy vibes. I am sorry this didn't work out for you.
  • Apirka
    Thanks for the review and photo!!!
  • Dobby101
  • Zombirella
    Thanks, this one of the first reviews I did so it isn't that great, sorry about that.
  • lzee
    Thanks, great review!
  • Zombirella
    Thank you.
  • xjonxthexgreenx
    thanks for the review
  • Zombirella
    YOu're welcome
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