TCB Taking care of business - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by SweetyWench

Cute Toy But Doesn't Live Up to Its Name

Overall, it's a nice discreet size with a pleasant texture and simple design. However, the power is lacking and the vibrations are simply not deep enough to provide my preferred type of toy pleasure.
Soft Texture, Discreet Size, Closes Securely, Color Options, Easy to Use Press Button Feature
Lacking in Power, Vibrations Too Buzzy, No Real Ooomph
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This toy was a disappointment for me. TCB? Not for me. I wanted to like it. The discreet size and soft velvety feel of it had appeal. The shape feels nice in the hands. But it just didn't pack enough punch for me and the vibrations were just too buzzy for my pleasure preferences. This works better as a teaser sort of toy ... something to help get you warmed up before breaking out something more powerful that will get you off. Considering that so many others seem to like it so much, I really was expecting more from this one. But then again, it only runs on 1 AAA battery so I can't say I'm too surprised about its lack of power.

The Good: The base screws on and off with ease for battery insertion, and it closes securely. This little vibe uses a single press button at the bottom to control the functons. Press it once for low speed, twice for medium speed, a third time for high speed, and then press it once more to turn the toy off. The button seems pretty responsive in that it's quick to cycle through the settings as needed to get to your desired speed or to turn it off. The noise level is minimal but not nonexistent. There is a bit of a high buzz noise particularly on the highest setting but it's not so loud that it would be heard in the next room and it could easily be muffled under the covers or masked with background noise from a tv or stereo. It measures 4 inches in length and would easily fit into a pocket or purse, or tucked under a pillow. The shape is simple and feminine and the option of 3 colors to choose from is nice.

The Not-So-Good: No matter how I worked this toy or positioned it, it simply wasn't enough to bring me over the edge. In fact, the vibrations and feel of it got annoying after a bit. It might be okay for use on other parts of the body for light teasing or nipple stimulation, but I honestly haven't even felt compelled to pursue using it for these purposes. It's just kinda gotten buried at the back of the toy box, where it looks cute and pretty but really is serving no purpose and is stimulating no desire. For those who can get off easily on buzzy vibrations and want something sweet & discreet, this one might be just the ticket. But for me, nope, sorry, this just didn't do it for me.
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My TCB Taking care of business tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Light play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Genitals
    • Nipples
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  • Illumin8
    Great review - thanks for your honest opinion! Sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • js250
    Nice review--I do wish it would have let me know about materials, cleaning, etc. A few more details really helps answer the questions a reader might have about the item prior to purchasing it. I use the extended template when possible since it gives me clues about what the reader is looking for in a review. Great writing!! I like how you separated the pro/con sections--brilliant!
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  • SweetyWench
    Cleaning is a breeze for this toy. I admit, because this is a toy that I ended up using so little (and because it's little in size, too, and easily overlooked in the toy box by me), I forgot to mention about the cleaning/maintenance. Because it's waterproof, this makes it ultra easy to wash off with soap & water. And because of its sleek design, there are no little nooks and crannies to work around, making cleaning fast and simple for this one.
  • Cookie Monster Mike
    Thanks for the review and sorry it wasn't what you were hoping for.
  • *Camoprincess*
    Ouch only 2 vrooms :'( This so would NOT work for me, thanks for the review sorry this didn't workout for you
  • lzee
    Thanks, great review!
  • Apirka
    Thanks for sharing
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    thanks for the review
  • 123joy
    it is cute and nice review
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  • sweisb4100
    I'll keep looking, thanks
  • snowminx
    Thanks for the review, sad it's not as good as it looks =(
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