TCB Taking care of business - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by Masokisti

TCB Bullet

I love this bullet and I use it multiple times a day. It's cute, discreet, and great if you have roommates!
Small, quiet, discreet, easy to maintain.
Absorbs scents easily, eats up battery.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


The Taking Care of Business discreet massager is best suited for clitoral simulation, although it feels nice when used in nipple play and can even be used to warm up the opening to the anus for anal play. Having said that, it opens up the arena to play with men and not just women. This makes a nice, discreet gift for a friend! It's great for teasing or warming up to play, but also works great solo for clitoral orgasms.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The TCB bullet is covered in Polyurethane-coated plastic, and has no odor. The velvety texture glides easily against the body when slick, but absorbs smells for quite a while before going away. I shared the toy with another person and, after soaking it in very warm water, it still smells like her quite a bit. This toy is very absorbent of smells.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

The design is nice and simple, but do not be fooled. This little guy got the job done, and with just a single lowly AAA battery! The size is about the size of your middle finger, and only slightly thicker. It's perfect for what it's meant to do; stimulate the clitoris or other similar erogenous areas.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Ergonomic

Functions / Performance / Controls

This bullet has three power settings. They are utilized by the push button on the top (pushing it a fourth time to turn it off). Personally, I use all three settings each time, building up the intensity gradually. However, the vibrations noticeably dull after 5-10 uses (~20 minutes use at a time), and to get the same intense vibrations, another battery must be used. Thankfully, it uses only one AAA battery. It's waterproof, and can be used in the shower just fine, even if there are others in the next room. This toy is quiet but still packs a punch, considering it uses a AAA battery.
    • Battery guzzler
    • Discreet sound
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This toy is easy to take care of. Just run it under some warm water, scrub in toy cleaner or other anti-bacterial soap, rinse, and let air dry. I don't store it in any special container, because it's not needed. TCB is a pretty hardy toy. I just leave it in my lingerie drawer. This toy is compatible with both water and silicone based lubes, although I'm not sure why you'd need lube for this toy. To each his own.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store


This bullet is packaged in a plastic, recyclable box, with details about the toy on the back. It's perfect to wrap up and give to a special someone.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Would make a nice gift
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