TCB Taking care of business - discreet massager by Cal Exotics - review by PiratePrincess

Business? Or Pleasure?

The TCB is a wonderful bullet for any situation. It's great for travel, in the shower, and solo and couple play. It has a good amount of power and anyone, beginner or advanced, would enjoy using it.
Quiet, Powerful, Uses AAA batteries, Waterproof
No pulsing patterns
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Taking Care of Business Vibe (or the TCB) is a wonderful little three-speed bullet designed for clitoral stimulation. It could also be inserted vaginally or used to stimulate other parts of the body externally. It is a little short for vaginal insertion, but those with really shallow g-spots may be able to utilize the TCB to reach it. Additionally, it could be used to stimulate the balls or add extra sensations around the penis. It should, under no circumstance, be used for anal as there is no flared base, and its small size would easily get it sucked up.

It is a pretty powerful little bullet and would be good for beginners and advanced users alike. The three speeds and use of AAA batteries (no watch batteries!) makes it different from the average bullet in your collection.

It is great on its own or paired with your favorite dildo for some added stimulation. Its small size makes it wonderful for use during partner sex. It is thin and has more length to it than some bullets, so it is easy to slip in between partners and still be able to hold onto it during positions that require a bit more maneuvering.

Material / Texture

The TCB is plastic with a velvet cote on it. It is very soft to the touch, and there was no smell or taste to the product when it arrived. The entire bullet is very smooth which makes it perfect for any user to enjoy. The plastic is firm which is good for putting pressure wherever it is desired.

Design / Shape / Size

The bullet is thin (3/4 inches diameter) and elongated. It is very light which makes it very easy to take with you anywhere and use for a long time. The entire length of the bullet is 3 3/4 inches about 2 3/4 inches insertable. It is a little longer than standard bullets and can be inserted into the opening of the vagina for shallow stimulation.

The tip has a rounded point which makes it easy to pinpoint stimulation. The size is wonderful for use during sex and fits nicely between two bodies. It is not obtrusive and can add to the experience. Because it is small, it is also very easy to hide and tuck away someplace out of the way.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The TCB takes one AAA battery and has three speeds of steady vibration. The first level is of a decent strength and less buzzy as the other two. The next two levels steadily increase, and the top level is pretty strong. None of the speeds are excessively buzzy. It is also very quiet and cannot be heard across the room unless listening very carefully.

There is a small button on the bottom of the bullet which is quite easy to press although it is not easily pressed by accident. The vibrations are mostly centralized in the tip but can be felt throughout the entire bullet. This makes it wonderful for pinpoint stimulation, and since the vibrations are not as strong in the lower portion of the bullet, it makes a wonderful place to hold without your fingers getting numb from the vibrations.

The TBC is waterproof and performs wonderfully in the shower and underwater. The vibrations carry well underwater as well.

Care and Maintenance

The TCB is waterproof, so it is extremely easy to clean. Just use soap and warm water. You could also use a toy cleaner. It is compatible with any type of lube you may wish to use.

It is very easy to store because of its size. If I am traveling, I slip it into a standard toy pouch with another toy, and it fits very well. I have it by my bedside for easy access, and it does not collect lint and dust like other toys might.

If you plan to share this toy, put a condom over it because it cannot be sterilized.


The TCB comes in a small plastic box with the name on the cover and a clear window to see the toy. There are pictures of the toy on each side of the box as well. The back of the box has brief information about the product (three speeds, waterproof, uses AA batteries, etc), but nothing in-depth.

Inside the box there is a molded plastic insert that the box sits in. The quality of this packaging is not ideal for storage, but it could be used for that purpose if desired. It’s probably not the best for gift giving.


I find that my favorite use for this toy is to use it alongside other toys for a combined orgasm. It is wonderful on its own as well. My boyfriend also likes me to use it against his balls during oral for extra stimulation. We enjoy using it during sex and for nipple stimulation.

This is one of my favorite bullets because of the power and size. It also takes AAA batteries instead of watch batteries which is a huge plus in my book - especially since it’s so powerful. I am very glad I purchased this toy.
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