The screaming octopus - discreet vibrator by The Screaming O - review by rattos

Little nubby guy

This octopi would look great by a bedside table or in a toy collection. He has sufficed on many occasions but he has very weak vibes.
waterproof, small and cute.
shallow tickling vibrations.
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
This guy is great. His vibrations are very mild but he is also almost inaudible. He is waterproof, squishy, very cute and makes a great shower companion good for a tickling tease. In person he seems a tiny bit more orange than in the picture, but he may have darkened a tiny bit with age.

I love his squishy texture, he gets very slippery when wet and lubed up. He can be inserted a little and his octopi legs and retrieval cord keep him from disappearing. He works all right alone for foreplay or for clitoral stimulation while having sex. He also works well paired with another toy. This toy's small size and squishy exterior make him very unobtrusive to my boyfriend.

The vibe on the inside is really clever. It is a little pink bullet vibe with a pink squishy button on the top. The vibe alone seems a little to small and awkward to use. The vibe unscrews at the center to insert the watch batteries. I do not think the vibe itself is waterproof because there did not seem to be a seal in the opening, but I have not tested it. The octopus has a opening on the top into which the vibe is inserted, the result is that it looks almost like a toy fully encased in jelly. At this point, he seems very waterproof, I have used him submerged in the bathtub.

The vibe is not that strong, sort of a weak high frequency tickle vibration, much like a bumble bee. I'm not normally a fan of toys that use watch batteries because I find them easy to loose, difficult to insert, and they usually wear out quickly. However, this bullet dose seem to have a moderately long battery life. I'm almost sure it has lasted nearly year on its original batteries.

His appearance is very discreet, he would make a fine inconspicuous traveling companion.
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  • Two Loves
    Some information on on packaging, cleaning and storing would improve your review.
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    thanks for the review
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    thanks for the review
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