The screaming octopus - discreet massager by The Screaming O - review by LongLeggz

Bigger Isn't Always Better

This toy is very simple and playful. It may not be a show stopper, but it's a great opener. For those just starting out, it's a great toy. For other, this is great for foreplay and has managed to outlast most other toys.
Discreet, soft, cute, and quiet. Removable bullet.
For those that are more "advanced", it just might not get you there...
Rating by reviewer:
somewhat useful review
I thi
nk the screaming octopus is a great beginner's toy and is great as an opening act thereafter. It works well, and seems to be intended mostly for foreplay and slight stimulation. I must admit that the discrete size and appearance of the toy was what first attracted me to it. This pleasant bullet is disguised as a cutesy pink toy octopus, and at first glance doesn't even appear to be a toy. This feature would probably be appealing to those that shy away from those more realistic looking or larger toys.

I purchased this toy on a whim, and wanted something small but still enjoyable…I think it may have actually been one of the first toys I purchased. Appearance and noise level also played a factor. The jelly-like exterior is pleasant, soft and gentle to the touch. I think that one of the most enjoyable features was that it was not very loud despite its power. I have since graduated to larger and more powerful toys, but I decided to reach for this the other night because I was looking for something just to take the edge off. And this little guy definitely did the job.

The toy is also versatile. The tentacles on the octopus are great for teasing and arousing you and/or your partner. I loved how the tentacles felt on several parts of my body. The bullet inside makes every single part of the octopus vibrate, and it feels great! What's even more appealing is that bullet is also removable and can be used on its own. As a matter of fact, it's a great stand alone bullet! It's definitely not the most powerful I have ever experienced but it gets the job done.
As mentioned before, I believe that this is one of the first toys I ever purchased. I've gone through (as in broken, lol) several since, and this one has stood the test of time.
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My The screaming octopus tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Light play
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
Do you like this review?
  • Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
    Nice review. This toy seems simple and effective -- and as a bonus, it's cute!
  • ToyGeek
    I keep mine on my desk and find it helpful for certain kinds of tension headaches. Nobody's ever raised an eyebrow at it.
  • CafeSabroso
    I bought one of these a couple years back as one of my first toys. Not sure what happened to it though...
  • darthkitt3n
    I don't think I could use this thing if it had a smile on its face.
  • misslady
    Interesting product...the tentacles have me intrigued...
  • nerdgirl
    I didn't find the vibrations that strong at all... But, then again, mine also pulsed and had straight vibes...
  • IndependentlyHappy
    How do you clean this toy? Is it difficult to separate the TPR silicone sleeve from the bullet? Thanks for the review.
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