The screaming octopus - discreet massager discontinued by The Screaming O - review by LongLeggz

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nk the screaming octopus is a great beginner's toy and is great as an opening act thereafter. It works well, and seems to be intended mostly for foreplay and slight stimulation. I must admit that the discrete size and appearance of the toy was what first attracted me to it. This pleasant bullet is disguised as a cutesy pink toy octopus, and at first glance doesn't even appear to be a toy. This feature would probably be appealing to those that shy away from those more realistic looking or larger toys.

I purchased this toy on a whim, and wanted something small but still enjoyable…I think it may have actually been one of the first toys I purchased. Appearance and noise level also played a factor. The jelly-like exterior is pleasant, soft and gentle to the touch. I think that one of the most enjoyable features was that it was not very loud despite its power. I have since graduated to larger and more powerful toys, but I decided to reach for this the other night because I was looking for something just to take the edge off. And this little guy definitely did the job.

The toy is also versatile. The tentacles on the octopus are great for teasing and arousing you and/or your partner. I loved how the tentacles felt on several parts of my body. The bullet inside makes every single part of the octopus vibrate, and it feels great! What's even more appealing is that bullet is also removable and can be used on its own. As a matter of fact, it's a great stand alone bullet! It's definitely not the most powerful I have ever experienced but it gets the job done.
As mentioned before, I believe that this is one of the first toys I ever purchased. I've gone through (as in broken, lol) several since, and this one has stood the test of time.