The screaming octopus - discreet massager by The Screaming O - review by MommaILF

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The Squirting Octopus

The Screaming Octopus - my husband calls it the Squirting Octopus - is a fabulous, fun sex toy that couples can enjoy.
Small, very quiet, discreet, cute.
Needs more/bigger nubs, battery doesn't last very long.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
My favorite quality about this toy is simply how cute it is. It works great for its intended use, and I LOVE to use it in the bath tub! It's very soft silicone, extremely quiet, and turns me on - FAST. My body loves this little octopus. I've never been able to cum as quickly as I did with this little guy. I have not used it in conjunction with other toys, but it is extremely easy to clean. I highly suggest toy cleaning wipes - they're super easy to use. But this little guy is easy to clean either way. Just a little bit of soap and water and this baby's ready to go back in your stash, or hang out in your room. I have not used lube with it, but it is a silicone toy so if you do use lube, don't use a silicone lube!

My husband likes to use this on me for fun. He likes the size of the octopus's body/head. He loves to use it on my clit, and I love it when he does. We don't share this toy.

This toy also makes for fun nipple stimulation.

I wish the octopus had nubs on the underside of it, but the nubs it does have make for great extra stimulation.

Overall, this was a wonderful addition to my small (yet growing!) sex toy stash. I would recommend this toy to a friend, and that says a lot!! I just simply LOVE it. It's the perfect size, the color is fun, the nubs give it a little something extra. It's an all-around fun, easy to use toy.

This toy is so cute that I think my kids would want to keep it if they found it. Luckily they have not found it, but it's just that cute!

It's super quiet and cannot be heard through a door, even in the wee hours of the night.
Follow-up commentary
First, I loved this little octopus. But now we are going through batteries like crazy. Sometimes the on/off button gets stuck and we have to mess with it for a long time. :( This little fellow is not as good as he used to be.
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  • Oggins
    I just wanted to mention that this is not pure silicone. It's TPR silicone. Pure silicone can be sterilized but TPR silicone can't. It's recommended to only use water based lubes too. Thanks for the review!
  • Yo$hi
    I've been dying to try this. Thanks for the review! I'm definitely going to get it- it's cheap enough that if it does die within a few weeks I'd be okay with it.
  • Britt&Daniel
    thanks for the review
  • pixieluv
    Thanks for the info
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
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