The screaming octopus - discreet massager by The Screaming O - review by Dame Demi

The screaming octopus sex toy review

The Screaming Octopus is probably not going to lead you to any screaming orgasms on its own, but it is a great toy for tickling, teasing, and warming up, especially with a partner.
Wonderful for tickling and teasing; waterproof; a little silly
Motor is not very powerful; a little silly
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
It is tiny enough to fit concealed in the palm of my hand. It is orange. It is shaped like an octopus. The Screaming Octopus|The screaming octopus by Bushman Products is quite unlike anything else in my toy box(es).

I had to give this toy a try for the pure novelty factor, and I was actually pleasantly surprised. The TPR Silicone is very soft and feels lovely against the skin, though it does tend to attract dust, lint and pet hair; please wash it thoroughly before each use (always a good idea with any toy!). The material is stretchy enough to allow for removal of the battery compartment through the tiny hole left for the on/off button, so you CAN change the batteries in this toy without much difficulty. The motor on this toy is very quiet, so it can be used quite discreetly. The toy is also waterproof, which is a nice feature for water play or for ease of cleaning.

The bottom of the little octopus has eight nicely nubbed tentacles protruding from it, which conduct the toy’s vibrations wonderfully. They create a feathery, tickling feeling that is perfect for nipple stimulation or foreplay with a partner. This toy is ideal for stimulating the scrotum, the head of the penis, the labia, or for tickling a partner during light bondage or blindfolding. (I just do not see an orange octopus being part of a heavy bondage session, no matter how effective.) There is an odd long appendage coming out of the octopus’s head that conducts less vibration and can be used for even more subtle tickling and teasing.

The Screaming Octopus can be used as a clitoral stimulator, and may even be enough to get you off if you are very sensitive to vibration or are already really horny. I found the motor a little lacking in power for this purpose, though, so this is not a toy on which I would rely for reaching orgasm. However, as a warm-up or addition to foreplay, it is fun, whimsical, and feels delightful!
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  • It could probably be worked into a heavy kink scene, as a humiliation factor or something... but not so likely.
  • Dame Demi
    Hahah!  The little pouty face on the "head" of the octopus could definitely be humiliating, under the right circumstances.  I had to pretty much keep it turned away from me during use.  I own a ton of rabbit vibes and the like, but I still haven't become used to the idea of my sex toys looking back at me.
  • Bulma
    This toy is so strange looking.  I just can't decide if I want to buy it or not.  It is kind of cute, but a little creepy at the same time.  lol  It does sound excellent for light bdsm usage though.
  • Dame Demi
    Bulma, if you're looking for something that's excellent for tickling and light arousal, this toy is perfect, despite its appearance.  Those little tentacles really feel wonderful.  Fortunately, it's also reasonably priced, though you may laugh when you see just HOW small it is in reality.  Still, I'm not sorry to have one in my collection.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Reminds me of those sticky octupi I used to throw at the wall and watch them walk down. Out of curiousity, did you try that in your use of the product? Thanks for the excellent review.
  • Dame Demi
    Hahah, Jimbo, no I didn't, but what an idea!  It might actually work on a tile surface if it's slightly damp!
  • IndependentlyHappy
    Thanks for the review.
  • 0
    Thank you for the review!
  • Lady Neshamah
    thanks for the review
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