Head Honcho beats hand, not vagina!
The Super Head Honcho emulates the feeling of sex much better than a hand with lube. So, 'feeling-wise' you can dump your hand, but not your girlfriend (to the dismay of some). However, cleanup is a bit time consuming compared to using your hand, so I only use the product sometimes.
Published:
Pros
1) Feels better than a hand, 2) No discomforts of any kind, 3) Quite durable
Cons
1) Not as good as a vagina, 2) Clean-up is a chore, 3) Odd odor and an unsavory, sticky texture
So that you're not left in any suspense, my overall conclusion is that the product is highly worthwhile. Let's look at three 'stages' of the product: the pre-party (packaging, etc.), the party itself (using the product), and the after-party (clean-up and the like).
1 PRE-PARTY
Sue Johanson's Super Head Honcho is the sequel to the original Head Honcho. There are two main differences: the Super model is longer and has a hole at the top (I'll mention the hole further down). It's about 6" long and can fit a cock up to 2 1/2" wide (I'm about 2" diameter and had no trouble with it). These differences aside, the Super Head Honcho is made up of one material: a stretchy, pink, gel-like product (TPR, specifically).
Having wanted to use a product like this for a while, I finally went ahead and ordered one. Two things initially struck upon opening the package and taking the Honcho into my hand: the bizarre, although only mildly pungent, smell, and the unrewarding texture. The smell wasn't too bad, just a bit off-putting, but the texture... no one likes the feel of sticky gel-like products in their hands. After a few uses, the smell seems to have gone away, but the sticky feeling has not (fortunately it leaves no residue though).
After inspecting the product a bit longer, I noticed that the inner lining was a series of, small, nub-like things and some ribs--that is, there's (roughly) an inch-ring of nubs, then an inch-ring of ribs, then nubs again, and so on throughout the inner lining. Also noteworthy, the base of the product is decently large, and provides a nice grip so that your hand doesn't slide around while you do your thing. All in all, this seemed enjoyable, but let me mention one last point about the Super Head Honcho's appearance. At the base-hole, the place that your cock enters, the fine people over at the Super Head Honcho factory opted to fashion a set of lips. If you're into that, well then, it's there for ya. Moving on though...
2 THE PARTY ITSELF
I, of course, didn't have overly high expectations; in particular, I didn't think it would feel better than real sex. Quite the contrary, in fact, as I did have somewhat low expectations. I just didn't see that this would feel much, if any, better than my hand and some lube. Fortunately though, I was pleasantly surprised: the Super Head Honcho beats my hand, but not sex (moreover, the Head Honcho didn't spoon me post-coitus, but hey, no sex toy is perfect).
I used a water-based lube for this product (although silicone based lubes work too). Basically, just lubed my cock up and then slid the Super Head Honcho down on it, and then simply slid it up and down (this was a bit noisy because of the lube, and I hope my roommate didn't hear). The nerve-endings in my cock can't discriminate between these nubbed chambers and the ribbed ones, but it felt good either way. Next then, as noted earlier, the grip of the base was very 'handy'. Also, there's a hole at the top of the Honcho. So I've read, the original model didn't have a hole, and so a 'suction' feeling would occur when in use. But since the new Super version has a hole at the top, this suction is lost. The problem with this, so I read further, is that the suction feels great. I used my thumb to plug the hole and create this suction (which worked), but I didn't find it to be much better. If you're into it, then you can simulate it this way, though.
Finally then, one of the better things about this kind of product is that you can cum right into it without any extra clean up. But, is the clean-up a drag anyways?
3 THE POST-PARTY
Well like any party, if you're the host, clean-up sucks. Since this is (usually) a solo-toy, you're going to be stuck with all the cleaning. Basically what you do after you’re done, is go to the sink, turn the Honcho inside out, and, using soap and warm water, wash off the lube and cum. How annoying is this? Well, it takes roughly three to five minutes longer to get to bed if you clean it, and that's a tediously-filled few minutes given the post-ejaculate state you're in. It's certainly less of a chore to simply use your hand and cum into a kleenex (I'm not sure how clean up compares to other masturbating products like this, though). Primarily for clean up reasons, I haven't found myself using the Honcho for even most of my masturbating sessions since I've purchased it. But it's a fun toy to have around here and there.
1 PRE-PARTY
Sue Johanson's Super Head Honcho is the sequel to the original Head Honcho. There are two main differences: the Super model is longer and has a hole at the top (I'll mention the hole further down). It's about 6" long and can fit a cock up to 2 1/2" wide (I'm about 2" diameter and had no trouble with it). These differences aside, the Super Head Honcho is made up of one material: a stretchy, pink, gel-like product (TPR, specifically).
Having wanted to use a product like this for a while, I finally went ahead and ordered one. Two things initially struck upon opening the package and taking the Honcho into my hand: the bizarre, although only mildly pungent, smell, and the unrewarding texture. The smell wasn't too bad, just a bit off-putting, but the texture... no one likes the feel of sticky gel-like products in their hands. After a few uses, the smell seems to have gone away, but the sticky feeling has not (fortunately it leaves no residue though).
After inspecting the product a bit longer, I noticed that the inner lining was a series of, small, nub-like things and some ribs--that is, there's (roughly) an inch-ring of nubs, then an inch-ring of ribs, then nubs again, and so on throughout the inner lining. Also noteworthy, the base of the product is decently large, and provides a nice grip so that your hand doesn't slide around while you do your thing. All in all, this seemed enjoyable, but let me mention one last point about the Super Head Honcho's appearance. At the base-hole, the place that your cock enters, the fine people over at the Super Head Honcho factory opted to fashion a set of lips. If you're into that, well then, it's there for ya. Moving on though...
2 THE PARTY ITSELF
I, of course, didn't have overly high expectations; in particular, I didn't think it would feel better than real sex. Quite the contrary, in fact, as I did have somewhat low expectations. I just didn't see that this would feel much, if any, better than my hand and some lube. Fortunately though, I was pleasantly surprised: the Super Head Honcho beats my hand, but not sex (moreover, the Head Honcho didn't spoon me post-coitus, but hey, no sex toy is perfect).
I used a water-based lube for this product (although silicone based lubes work too). Basically, just lubed my cock up and then slid the Super Head Honcho down on it, and then simply slid it up and down (this was a bit noisy because of the lube, and I hope my roommate didn't hear). The nerve-endings in my cock can't discriminate between these nubbed chambers and the ribbed ones, but it felt good either way. Next then, as noted earlier, the grip of the base was very 'handy'. Also, there's a hole at the top of the Honcho. So I've read, the original model didn't have a hole, and so a 'suction' feeling would occur when in use. But since the new Super version has a hole at the top, this suction is lost. The problem with this, so I read further, is that the suction feels great. I used my thumb to plug the hole and create this suction (which worked), but I didn't find it to be much better. If you're into it, then you can simulate it this way, though.
Finally then, one of the better things about this kind of product is that you can cum right into it without any extra clean up. But, is the clean-up a drag anyways?
3 THE POST-PARTY
Well like any party, if you're the host, clean-up sucks. Since this is (usually) a solo-toy, you're going to be stuck with all the cleaning. Basically what you do after you’re done, is go to the sink, turn the Honcho inside out, and, using soap and warm water, wash off the lube and cum. How annoying is this? Well, it takes roughly three to five minutes longer to get to bed if you clean it, and that's a tediously-filled few minutes given the post-ejaculate state you're in. It's certainly less of a chore to simply use your hand and cum into a kleenex (I'm not sure how clean up compares to other masturbating products like this, though). Primarily for clean up reasons, I haven't found myself using the Honcho for even most of my masturbating sessions since I've purchased it. But it's a fun toy to have around here and there.
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