The Masseuse 3 by Digital Playground - review by sexyintexas

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If you like vanilla sex and oral you will like this movie. If you want something, anything more then this should probably not be your first choice.
Nice looking actors
Boring sex, not enough variety, strange plot
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Granted I did not see The Masseuse 1 or 2, however I wasn't really all that impressed with part 3. This movie from Digital Playground comes with disks for both DVD and Blu Ray. It would be a good movie for people who are into very vanilla porn or haven't watched a lot of porn. For a more experienced viewer, I believe that they would be somewhat disappointed. The movie is male/female porn and lasts about 2 1/2 hours, a lot of which could have been cut out and it probably would have helped the movie.

The movie focuses on the preface of a massage parlor where there are more than just regular massages being delivered. Sounds fun right? well, not so much. The story is a little hard to follow and very unbelievable, but hey it is porn.

It starts out with clips from the previous movies and then jumps into the first scene with Kayden Kross and Scott Nails. He is coming to give her a massage and she doesn't remember and confronts him with a toy gun. They finally straighten things out to some extent and have sex. Oral, vaginal ending with a facial.

Next we see Tony Ribas and Yurizan Beltran making out. A masseuse taking care of his client. The camera man seems to be mesmerized by her breasts through this whole scene, staying focused on them for a LOT of the time. There is a lot of kissing in this scene, oral vaginal and reverse cowgirl.

We move on to Samantha Ryan and James Deen. This is the only scene where there is an actual massage, albeit a short one. There is a little mix of everything in this scene making it the most adventurous in my opinion. Light spanking, anal fingering, oral, sex and he cums on her stomach.

Now we see Kaydens psychiatrist, Mick Blue and his wife Francesca Le in his doctors office where she is showing off some new purchases. She wants to screw him in his office and he resists. Finally she goes out and tells a patient that he is running late so that they can get it on, ending in a face shot.

Moving on to Kaydens crazy ass pretending to be a realtor and trying to sell the house to her husband? While this is going on James comes to give her a massage, but she ends up having sex with Mick Blue, her doctor. Oral and vaginal sex ending yet again in a face shot.

I really expected more from this movie. Maybe my standards on porn have been raised in recent months. Some of the sex is hot, momentarily, but for the most part it is just repetitive vaginal and oral sex. Nothing to really get worked up over, and the story is just way to unbelievable, especially when they are trying to make it believable.
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  • Purpleladybug
    Thanks for the review! Sometimes we need something more than vanilla sex! LOL!
  • sarki
    I think this would leave me wanting a lot more so I won't be getting this one
    Thank you for the review
  • sexyintexas
    @ Purpleladybug, I wish they would have mixed it up a little more. The sex, not the storyline, that was mixed up enough.

    @Sarki, its not horrible but there are definately better ones out there.
  • P'Gell
    I keep hearing awful things about this DVD. Just sounds boring. We have an other Digital Playground DVD that is likewise boring, with looooooong PIV sessions and not very imaginative.

    Maybe we're coming to expect more from our smut.
  • sexyintexas
    I know, that's what I figure. I have gotten spoiled to great porn lolol.
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    @ P'Gell, it seems like a lot of porn nowadays has long, drawn out PIV scenes. It's boring at heck.

    @ sexyintexas, do you have any personal recommendations for porn titles that are actually hot? I am at a loss lately. It seems like every porn we watch has long, repetitious scenes and unsafe or downright gross sexual practices.
  • sexyintexas
    Have you tried one of the parodys? They give you a good laugh and there are a few here with good plots and sex scenes. Scooby Doo and The Flintstones are both good. Basic Instinct is good, but it helps if you have seen the real one, its not funny but still good.
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    @ sexyintexas, I was going to try one of the parodies. I was considering the Scooby Doo one as a matter of fact.
  • sexyintexas
    Its pretty good. I have watched mine a few times now lol.
  • Ms. Spice
    ick if i didn't have to review this one, i would have fell asleep during it. i have such high standards for my smut lol thanks for the awesome review
  • sexyintexas
    As do I lol! Thanks
  • JennyGbaby
    Great review!!
  • SiNn
    awesome review ty iw as courious about this
  • sexyintexas
    Thanks, I was not overly impressed with this one. There are definately better.
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