Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by sunkissedJess

A Hit In Who-ville!

Due to the long list of ingredients in Coochy Shaving Creme, I was very skeptical that it would really give me a completely rash free shaving experience. Coochy Creme exceeded my expectations and left me with one of the closest shaves I have ever had. Aside from just the close shave, it also left my skin silky smooth and free of any razor bumps. I would recommend this product to anyone and everyone, and especially those with sensitive skin.
Gives a close shave
Moisturizes the skin
Hair grows back softer
Not discreet
Some questionable ingredients
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


I found this product to be extraordinary and truly one of a kind! This is an extremely versatile product and can be used in various ways. While intended for your private areas, it can be used anywhere on the body and is perfect to use on the legs and underarms. It's even great for guys to use on their face for a close, silky smooth shave! I also think it would make a great bridal gift, that way she can make her skin silky smooth for her wedding day and honeymoon. Not only is this a shaving cream, you can even use this product in your hair as a conditioner. I would definitely recommend this product to anyone with dry skin, sensitive skin, or even if you're prone to ingrown hairs. I would also recommend this as a hair conditioner to anyone with a dry scalp. Coochy Shave Creme is safe for your most sensitive areas. It's sugar free, paraben free, and sulfate free. When it comes to a shaving creme, gel, or foam I don't see myself using any other product. If there is any part of the body that I need to shave, Choochy Shave Creme is my number one choice.


Water, Cetyl Alcohol, Cetrimonlum Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcelluiose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Keratin, Panthenol, Allantoin, Phenoxyethanol, Methylisothiazolinone, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance.

May Contain: Yellow 6, Blue 1, Yellow 5, Red 40, Red 33, Violet 2.

I truly feel like Coochy Creme would be a great shaving cream even for those who have sensitive skin. I didn't experience any kind of reactions to the ingredients in this product, but I wouldn't really consider my skin to be extremely sensitive. On the other hand, both my sister and my best friend have extremely sensitive skin and they didn't experience any kind of irritations. If anything, this shaving cream had nothing but positive effects on them. There were some ingredients I was questionable about, but so far I haven't experienced any problems.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Coochy Creme is not the same consistency as your typical shaving cream. It's not a foam or a thick lotion, but more of a thick gel, lotion-like consistency. When it comes to the texture of Coochy Creme, you will either love it or hate it. Personally, I love it! It is very light and thin, but it stays in place very well. It's very slippery and slick, and not at all watery. And the best part is you don't have to worry about any sticky or greasy feelings, because there isn't any. I've always used shaving creams with a foam consistency, and while I wasn't very fond of the consistency of Coochy Creme at first, I quickly feel in love because of all the positive effects of this product. I don't think I'll ever buy a foam shaving cream again.

    • Slick
    • Smooth
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

I've tried many different scents of Coochy Creme. While they aren't unpleasant, I don't love them and they don't smell as good as other drug store shaving creams. My favorite scent would have to be the Green Tea. It's got a nice clean, herbal smell to it. It's also a very light scent and it doesn't linger on my skin after I've showered. For me that is a good thing, but if you like scents that are going to make your entire bathroom smell, you won't get that with this product. As far as taste goes, this is in no way edible and I wouldn't recommend tasting this product.
    • Bad taste
    • Light taste
    • Smells good


Coochy Creme does a great job at protecting the skin and providing a smooth, moisturizing, close shave. It's really gentle and it reduced my razor burn tremendously! If you do experience any kind of razor burn, it could be because of your razor. I also noticed that when my hair grew back, it grew back a lot softer than usual. But I didn't think it slowed down the process of my hair growth in any way. Aside from being a great shaving cream, it's also a wonderful hair conditioner. My hair is extremely smooth after using this product and it doesn't weigh my hair down. You really don't have use a lot of this product at a time, especially when using it as a hair conditioner. You only need to put a small amount in your hair. When used as a shaving cream, most people are used to a foamy lather so they will feel the need to apply too much product. You really only need a small coat of product over your skin. The only thing that I was not completely comfortable with was some of the ingredients. I've been trying other shaving creams but so far, I haven't found anything that I like as much as Coochy Creme, performance-wise.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Performance


Coochy Creme comes in a 4 oz. bottle and I love the eye catching bright colors for each scent that they come in. One thing I did like about the bottle is that it has a large cap over the entire top of the bottle. It stays on very securely, it doesn't leak, and it's great for taking with you when traveling. One thing not so great about the bottle, is that once you get to the bottom of the bottle, it doesn't come out of the pump so well. If you want to use every ounce of this shaving cream, you might find yourself scooping out what's left at the bottom of the bottle. It's also not very discreet because of the name of the product, and that could possibly be a problem for those who are concerned with be discreet. Honestly, if discretion was an issue for me, I would just rip the label off. I really don't see that being a deal breaker.

    • Does not leak
    • Not discreet
    • Travel friendly
Follow-up commentary
I've been using Coochy Creme for some time now, and I absolutely love it. I've been through around 5 or 6 bottles so far and I'm patiently waiting for Eden to bring some back in stock! My fingers are crossed that this product isn't discontinued because it is absolutely amazing! It gives me the smoothest shave with absolutely no irritations. This product has worked wonders for me and I love it!
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  • Bleu
    Thanks for the review.
  • js250
    Great review--thank you very much!!
  • K101
    Fabulous review! PS. I like how your pretty green nail polish kinda matches the label on Coochy Creme. LOL.

    Thank you bunches for warning about your sister and friend having a reaction. Sounds a lot like me and my twin sister. I don't get reactions from most products, but she does. I was considering getting this for her because I gave her the Intimmo cream and it caused her problems. But I think I might need to pass because it'd likely irritate her skin too.

    Love the great photos you included. Extremely Useful review.
  • Geogeo
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • sunkissedJess
    You're welcome. Thank you for reading
  • padmeamidala
    Thanks for a great review!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Great review, I love this stuff as well, went to order some the other day and every scent is out I am with you I hope they don't discontinue it that would suck.
  • MK434
    Great review, thanks!
  • sunkissedJess
    Thank you guys for the comments, and for reading my review! I appreciate it. I'm so happy this stuff is back in stock
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