Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by LuluWilliams

Cute Coochy

I would recommend this to anyone, not just women, who wants smooth silky skin or a cute coochy. It stops bumps, redness, itchiness and works every time. It's really good if you have sensitive skin. I love the name of this product it is so adorable and fits the product perfectly! It's been a good experience and my boyfriend is happy with the results of this product!
price, leaves you silky smooth, pump bottle, name is adorable
small amount
Rating by reviewer:
useful review


I was absolutely excited to finally get my hands on a bottle of Coochy cream! Having been introduced to it by friends at a few novelty parties I've been waiting to find out what all the hype was about. The price is very reasonable even though the bottle is a bit small but it makes up for it in quality. I have very sensitive skin and have had some bad experiences with regular shaving creams and products so I wanted to find a brand I could trust.

The bottle says you can use it as a conditioner for your hair but I don't know about that. I use it for my legs, underarms, and of course my coochy. It is honestly the best cream I've ever used and will be keeping it in my goodie box. It leaves my skin perfectly smooth and silky, no bumps, no razor burn, and I get a close protected shave out of it.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The bottle is a 4 oz bottle so it's not very big. If you use a portable shower caddy like I do, then you will be very happy that it is small enough to fit in there. It's also small enough to sit on a shelf and use the pump. The pump gives a small amount for each pump which I find to be good because the surface area of where you're putting the cream might be different for each application.

The consistency is very much like hair conditioner (which is probably part of the reason it says you can use it that way). Once you apply it, it stays in place unless water is running down of course. I had to apply it a couple times while I was shaving just because of water getting on it and making it run down.

After using it, my skin felt very soft in all places. It didn't leave any redness, bumps, irritation, or rash of any kind which is exactly what I wanted.
    • Creamy
    • Thick
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

I chose the unscented version of this product because I'm very picky about scents and careful about using them on my sensitive areas. However it is not exactly unscented, it has a very light clean smell that will stay on your skin for a little while after unless you use another scent over it.

After trying the unscented version of this I am willing to try the other scents they have especially the green tea.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


This works just as any other shaving cream would. Put it on, shave, wash it off, and everything is all good. I use a moisturizer or sometimes the Coochy aftershave powder to keep up the silky feeling.
    • Feels natural
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water


The labels on the bottle tell you everything you need to know before using the cream, which is always good to know.

The pump on the bottle is very easy to use. It can be easily sat on the ledge in the shower in order to use. I live in a dorm where it is a community bathroom and very little space in the showers so it is convenient that I can sit the bottle on the soap dish while using it. However, when using it in the shower be careful because it can get a little slippery.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Does not leak
    • Very informative packaging
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  • unfulfilled
    Excellent review, thanks for sharing!
  • KrazyKandy
    Great review. I find it random that they say you can use it as conditioner.
  • malantha
    Thanks for the great review!
  • Isabel0329
    I love this stuff. I miss their old bottles cause they came in huge ones, medium ones and small ones. I would always stock up when I could get my hands on the large bottles.

    Thanks for the review!
  • Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the review!
  • Katie09
    Great review, thanks
  • Supervixen
    Thank you for sharing! I would like to try this.
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  • Crissy1988
    Thanks for the review
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