Cock cologne - male intimate lotion by Evolved Novelties - review by PropertyOfPotter

Cock cologne

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Don't Tolerate The Stench!

Cock Cologne is a great little gag gift for the guy in your life that has already has everything or could use a good laugh. This comical freshener smells great and is a nice travel friendly option for someone that's often on the go. While it doesn't replace a shower or regular cleaning, it can help you cover some of your body odor with a light, pleasant scent!
- Funny Gag
- Smells Nice
- Travel Friendly
- Works Better As A Regular Cologne
- Doesn't Eliminate Odor
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Cock Cologne from Zero Tolerance is a spray designed to help make a man's package smell fresher.

Perhaps best used after a shower, this cologne is designed to be sprayed directly onto the nether regions of a man; penis, testicles, etc. When used after a shower, it helps to keep your man parts a little more fresh throughout the day, though how long you stay fresh will depend on your activity level and how much you sweat in that area.

This isn't a cleaner of any type, it won't wash away the nastiness of your sweaty balls after a long, hard day at work, and certainly won't convince your partner that you're fresh and ready for action. When you're already a little nasty near your nut sack, this cologne simply covers the odor, it doesn't eliminate it; and may be fairly obvious to some that you have tried to cover your crotch stank rather than clean it.

Aside from trying to mask your man musk, this cologne works pretty well all over the body. It has a nice, masculine scent that can be sprayed anywhere that you normally would spritz yourself and lasts throughout the day.

While this product would be great to keep in the glove box of you car for some last minute freshening up, it's really designed to be more of a 'gag' (no pun intended) than anything! Makes a great joke between partners and may even help them realize that you would prefer they had a better smell to their sausage!

Though this is made from natural ingredients, always check them out before applying this product, especially if you have sensitive skin; it's bad enough you're a little smelly down there, no need to get your partner to question where the rashy bumps came from!

Purified Water (Aqua), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf, Fragrance, PPG-26, Buteth-26, Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • After shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

Cock Cologne comes in a little spray bottle. It sprays very easily and is very thin, completely resembling an inexpensive body spray.

When you first spray it onto your body, it obviously feels wet. Aside from the scent, it would feel exactly like you were spraying yourself with only water. It feels very slick at first, but absorbs into the skin well and no other feeling remains. If you find that the spray isn't drying as quickly as you'd like, you can always take a towel and pat the area dry. The scent should still remain, just not the damp feeling.

Guys, try to keep in mind that a little goes a long way. No matter how much you spray your crotch, if there was odor there in the first place, you're not going to be able to completely cover it. While some people might appreciate at least partial coverage of your stinky dink, most of us would rather you not overpower us with cologne.
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Surprising even to me, the scent of this cologne is very nice! It has a slightly musky, clean scent with undertones of sandalwood and is very masculine. The bottle simply calls it 'Fresh Scent'. The odor is only overpowering if you've sprayed too much on yourself, but as long as you're modest about how much you use, the scent is light, but pleasant. If you've only sprayed it on your skin before putting your clothes on, it's hardly noticeable unless someone is physically near your crotch.

The scent reminds me more of something my grandfather's generation would wear for cologne, like a basic Old Spice. It's a great scent, but doesn't seem to be one that you would commonly smell on a younger male. It certainly isn't like Axe, Bod, or any other male body spray I've seen marketed for younger men. This could be a pro or a con; perhaps making your partner subconsciously think you're a little more mature than they should.

Tasting this product while it's still wet is not the best idea. It's not a pleasant taste, and while you might think spraying a little on will entice your partner into giving you a blow job, think again. After the cologne has been on your body for a while, it's not nearly as noticeable. Make sure you apply this at least 30 minutes before you're hoping to get that blow job, otherwise, you might get turned down; again.
    • Smells good


The way this cologne preforms depends entirely on your own body; how much you're sweating, if you've used it after you already smelled like a damp sock, and how much you've used.

Using after a shower will give you the best results. You'll already be smelling good (hopefully), and this will give you a little boost to make sure your nuts stay nice and fresh. It should last at least a few hours with moderate activity, but if you're a sack sweater, than it probably won't last nearly that long.

Should you feel the need to clean this off for whatever reason, you should probably just take a shower; especially if you were a little on the questionable side when you first applied the cologne. If taste is the issue with your partner, cleaning off with a wipe would be suitable enough, but if it's the scent that's bothering you, soap and water will be your friends.

As basic upkeep after you've bathed, you can always reapply when you feel it's necessary. If you find that you're starting to smell a little fruity near your booty, a couple more spritz won't hurt. Just keep in mind, no one wants to be overpowered by a scent, whether it's good or bad; a little goes a long way.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural


Cock Cologne comes in two different sized bottles that are both totally suitable for travel and fit into the TSA regulations for flying; 1 oz and 2 oz.

The most prominent area of the label features a white cock that is very muscular and is holding a bottle of cologne in each fist. Above the rooster is the company name and scent and below the rooster it says, "Cock Cologne, Penis Freshener". As you can tell, the label isn't at all discreet! It's very crass and is the most obvious reason why this makes a great gag gift.

On either side of the image are directions, warnings, ingredients, and a little information about the product. The label can be peeled off if you prefer your cologne to be more discreet, eliminating the fear of someone noticing that you feel the need to cologne your cock.

At the top of the bottle is a clear cap that can easily be removed with one hand. The black top is easily pressed down to spray the cologne. The mist it produces is very fine which helps to make the cologne dry a little faster.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Not discreet
    • Travel friendly

Personal comments

This product is compatible with condoms, so your cock can smell great while also playing safely!

This is not an oral sex enhancer, a massage oil, or a lubricant.

This is an adult product, keep out of reach of children.

A little goes a long way, please do not overuse and cause your lover a headache.


I purchased this as a funny gift for my husband since we have some personal jokes about man smells. It was an inexpensive gift that I figured would be worth it for laughs alone, even if the scent wasn't very nice. When the bottle came in, I was very impressed with the way that it smelled! I figured for a product of this nature that it wouldn't have a pleasant odor, but I was wrong! I love the scent of this cologne, though I prefer it to not be sprayed on his man parts.

When my husband unwrapped the bottle, he looked a little puzzled by the image on the front, but after reading the label, he burst out laughing! The gift was a great success for the fact that we not only had a great laugh about it, but it's a product that we're actually able to use and enjoy.

When we tried it out on his man parts, it worked okay. I didn't care for the way it tasted, but it wasn't as bad when it had been applied a while in advance. I also had no issues with this product during vaginal intercourse and would imagine that women, as long as they don't mind smelling a little masculine, could also use this product if they're worried about their lady parts being a little funky.

Follow-up commentary
My husband doesn't use this cologne all the time, but he breaks it out every now and then for a good laugh, and I always appreciate the nice scent as well. I think it's a great item, even if it's used more as a gag gift than anything else. I mean, a product that smells nice AND encourages us to be playful with each other? Sounds good to me!
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  • Chastity Darling
    Thank you for another awesome review. I almost got this for hubby before it was discontinued... also as a gag gift lol.
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