Every Day, Seriously!

Nearly everyone has heard of the Magic Wand; it's the quintessential "massager." It's kind of become an icon in sex toy land, and has a huge following. I'm here to tell you that people love it for good reason! This thing does the job. It isn't pretty, and you have to plug it into the wall, but damn! This little classic packs a punch.

The material doesn't really offend me in any way, except that the slight texture on the head of the vibe is kind of tough to clean. It is slightly flexible below the business end, but otherwise quite rigid. I don't think that the material is really much of a key player in what makes this toy fun. The Magic Wand is all about vibrating, and vibrating well. I think it had a bit of a smell to it when I bought it, but that went away.

The Magic Wand's form and design have kind of a retro feel, very appliance-y, which I actually like a lot. The high-low-off switch is handy, and I enjoy its large size when I'm masturbating with it. It sort of reminds me of holding a giant robot boner or something! Anyway... This thing is pretty massive, like it or not, and so it isn't easy to just hide under your pillow, and I can't imagine it being very discreet when you're having your bags scanned at the airport. It is definitely easy to use, though.

The powerful vibrations are all in the round head part at the end, which has a little give to it. There are two vibe settings to choose from. One is a slower, slightly lower-intensity function, which I really enjoy. Then there's the super fast and hard function, which I like to call "hyperspace." It's fun to do the low for a while, then switch it into high gear and really get off. If I'm in a hurry, I'll stick with the high setting, and seriously get off in seconds!

Don't play with the Wand in the shower or bath, it's old-school and will probably electrocute you if you do that. Also, this thing sounds like a small engine, so don't use it when other folks are around, unless you want them to know you're getting your rocks off.

I scrub the vibrating end with a vegetable brush or scrubby sponge, dampen with soapy water, then rinse with a damp clean rag. Not as easy as chucking your silicone dildo in the dishwasher, but not really hard either. Other than that, it just hangs out in the medicine cabinet with all my other essentials, waiting for the next day.

Pretty sure they haven't messed with the box design since the 80s or early 90s, so that's kind of great and funny.

Since I bought my Magic Wand, I've decided that I should have an orgasm every day, as medicine for my body and soul. With this serious tool, I can get off quickly if I want to, or if I'm in a hurry, so that helps me fill that prescription for myself!

My partner and I bought it to share, but he found the vibrations to be a little too hard, and kind of the wrong frequency for him, so that's a possibility I suppose. I say, more for me!