Magic Wand Original - massager by Vibratex - review by That Guy

Magic Wand Original

Wand massager by Vibratex

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How I got my girlfriend to stop worrying and love the Wand.

If you're going to own any sex toys, you should start with this one. Sure, the cord is short, there aren't a ton of different speeds, and it's big and heavy. It's one of the most powerful vibrators out there, it works for both guys and girls, and it's use isn't so kinky that it should freak out any but the most vanilla of partners.
Extremely powerful, works as a massager as well, could double an effective weapon.
A little awkward to maneuver, only two settings, louder than hell, and the cord is too short.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
Despite it's oafish and clumsy looking exterior, the Hitachi Magic Wand is actually a very versatile toy. Sure, it works as a back massager; if you're some kind of prude. It works great as a clitoral vibrator, but hand to whatever God you believe in, I can orgasm just by holding this thing against my penis.

The wand only has two settings, but that really seems to be more than enough. My girlfriend and I both prefer the lower setting, as it seems to be less of a buzzing feeling and more of a massage. For some reason the vibrations also seem to have a deeper range of motion on the lower setting. Even on the lower setting, my lady is so sensitive that we often have to rest the head of the massager just above her clit or down at the base of her vagina, both of which are enough to get her off in a hurry. As for me, she can run it up and down my shaft or just place it near my rectum during oral to turn my stamina from "cartoon sex demon" to "sixteen-year-old virgin."

While the Wand is great for both of us flying solo, we also use it during sex. However, this is where it gets a bit awkward. The Wand is heavy, the handle is nearly a foot long, and the vibrating head is about the size of a tennis ball. Moreover, the cord is REALLY short. The cord can get caught or just get tugged out of the wall rather easily, and the size of the head can impede thrusting in certain positions. Before you invest in other accessories, you might want to get an extension cord. That said, my girlfriend and I use it at least half the time we have sex now, and it makes reaching simultaneous orgasms incredibly easy.

Why only half the time? The thing is LOUD; I mean really, really loud. I don't use it late at night because my walls are relatively thin and I have neighbors loud! Something to consider if you have roommates, but a great way to drown out the newlyweds next door when they get into a spat.

Given the variety of orifices it comes into contact with, we're pretty meticulous about cleaning it, but you may simply want to cover it with a condom or get an attachment. It isn't water proof, so you've got to be careful. I generally spray the head with a bit of toy cleaner and wipe it down with a damp cloth, and that seems to do the trick. I've noticed that the soft plastic on the head tends to pick up lint and the like, so you may want to cover it with a condom or get an attachment just for ease of cleanup.

Finally, this toy is durable. The manual included with the Wand is replete with warnings about careful use, very few of which I have heeded. I've placed this thing between my lower back and the floor and laid on it, pushed it roughly against my shoulders, my girlfriend has bucked against it hard enough to break somebody's neck, and it's still going strong.
I should start by pointing out that, before I purchased the hitachi wand, my girlfriend would have nothing to do with sex toys of any kind. One day she agreed to give one a shot, although she thought it was a waste of money, and insisted that it not be "some monstrosity they use in Japanese porn." So I set out to find something small and cute, and then I came across the Hitachi Magic Wand in a store. I picked it up, turned it on, and touched it with my hand. I'm not sure if hand can orgasm, but that day, mine did. So I threw out everything my girlfriend had said and bought it.

It took some coaxing and a lot of emotional finesse to get her to try it, but that toy single handedly changed her religion. We've since tried other vibrators, but there are simply none so powerful as the Magic Wand. I like to think that I'm pretty good with my hands, this toy brings her to orgasm in under a minute, so long as she doesn't hold back.
Follow-up commentary
It's still my girl's favorite. I'm starting to worry about our next vacation because it's getting difficult to remember what sex was like before we bought the Hitachi wand. My only complaint is that I haven't quite figured out a good way to clean it. I'm considering buying an attachment to make the whole cleaning process easier. Nevertheless, I roam parties like an evangelist, preaching the virtues of the Wand and its mystical orgasmic power.
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My Magic Wand Original tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Everyone
    • Massage
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Clitoris
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  • Airen Wolf
    I LOVE your writing style! It was a pleasure to read this review, the humor was spot on. The Hitachi IS loud enough to drown out a lover's spat...

    Great review for a first! I look forward to reading more.
  • Redboxbaby
    The wand single-handedly changed her religion. lmao So true! Thanks for a refreshing review of this good 'ole standby vibrator. I love my wand too. Glad you were able to convince your girlfriend to try it. Welcome to Eden!
  • leatherlover
    That was your first review? I would not have guessed that. Great review, I have been worried about it being a little too powerful, but your review made me want to order it. Whats the worst that could happen? I would just have a really wonderful back massager.
  • That Guy
    Thanks everybody! It's usually tough for me to write about a product I like, but with the Wand, it sprang forth like some Shakespearean sonnet. That's true love for you, I guess.

    Leatherlover, I'm glad to hear I've got another convert to the church of Hitachi. There definitely isn't any "low" setting on the wand, just "high" and "higher", but my girlfriend has always been too sensitive for direct stimulation, even with my hand, and she loves the Wand.

    I've been running around like an apostle talking my squarest friends into buying Wands for their ladies, and it seems to have bought me a lot of good will (and good Karma), so I'm doing my best to continue to spread the word.
  • KnK
    LOL! Loved this review!
  • Waterfall
    Nice review! Very fun to read
  • Lucidity
    Great first review Thanks!
  • married with children
    great review. loved it. thanks
  • Selective Sensualist
    Excellent review!
  • Sapphire Pet
    Wonderful Review!!! Great writing style and refreshing humor!!!
  • sweet seduction
    great review!!!
  • liilii080
    There's nothing like the Hitachi! Glad your girl loves it and awesome review!
  • BeautiFullFigured
    Love this review! I'd so get one of these if it weren't so dang loud.
  • RedGoddess
    thanks for the revirew- i am looking to add this to my collection at some point!
  • Beneath The Bed
    Thanks for the review!
  • Greenleaf
    Thank you for the review!
  • MrsHouseWife
    Love the review, thanks for writing
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