Knead Me massage set - sensual kit by Jimmyjane - review by Red

I Knead You Now

The Knead Me massage set is a stroke of genius, bringing together the two most important massage items in the Jimmy Jane massage line in an attractive package.
Knead Me is two musts: an excellent massage oil and an exceptional massage stone.
Scent of candle could be too strong for some.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


The Knead Me massage set from Jimmy Jane is a luxury massage item - appropriate as a gift, yes, but awesome enough to be a personal purchase for those looking to invest in a Jimmy Jane massage stone. This kit includes the extremely popular Contour M and "Dark Vanilla" scented Afterglow massage candle, giving you everything you need for a brilliant massage session - you just need to bring the partner.

The Afterglow massage candle melts to make a thin oil - note, oil is incompatible with latex, so if this candle is used make sure to wash your hands and such before donning a condom for the sex part of the massage. Which of course, brings me to another point: I cannot help but think that massages born of the combination of Afterglow and Contour M are going to lead to sex, or at least some hanky panky. So, make sure you know what's on the menu and what's not (if there's any doubt between you and your partner) before the vanilla scented massage gets a mind of its own.
    • Massage

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The candle melts at a relatively low temperature into a pool of oil suitable for a whole back massage within five minutes. This is nice, because it is always frustrating to want to use the candle when it has not yet been lit. The oil it melts to is thin and spreads easily, covering the whole back easily with a few splashes. I prefer to spread the oil around the areas being massaged with my hands, and then use the Contour M to really do the workover.

Taste / Aroma

The Dark Vanilla smell is very vanilla - the kind of vanilla that makes me think of white cake with white icing sold at the grocery store decorated obscene icing flowers. It's not cloying, however, for although the vanilla is prominent it is almost savory and rich, highlighted with undertones that smell almost Thai to me - lemongrass, coconut milk, kaffir lime...

As nice as the smell is, it is very PRESENT - I would say almost too strong for my tastes. Almost.
    • Smells good
    • Strong smell


The Afterglow massage candle is made of crazy long lasting 'oil' (rather, a solid that liquefies around body temperature). One thin application sufficed for a good hour of rubbing, and there was plenty of slipperiness left to spare - definitely plan on taking a shower, or wearing an old cotton t-shirt (or the like) after the Afterglow massage wraps up. The oil is exceedingly moisturizing, so leaving it on the skin overnight leads to soft skin that smells nice, but it is oil so can be problematic to skin prone to breaking out.

If the massage becomes the appetizer to a main course of butt sex, the Afterglow oil works well to help lubricate the ass if desired, but remember - its not latex compatible!
    • Long lasting
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water
    • Not compatible with all materials


The Knead Me set came in a gift box about the size of a shoe box that houses the two items. The box is nice, but a bit flimsy, so only marginally useful in real life while being exceedingly tasteful.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Very informative packaging
    • Would make a nice gift

Special Features

The Contour M massage stone couples with the Contours Q and Contour I in a variety of ways. The combination of the Contour I under the Contour M on a well oiled spine is amazing...
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  • buzzvibe
    I really want to try this!
  • Naughty Student
    I don't like thick vanilla smell that much but I love the set as a gift idea. Great review, and cute title
  • fghjkl
    Thanks for the review! I think I'm going to get this for my sister for christmas. They're so luxurious looking that they make an excellent present.
  • leatherlover
    Hmm, very interesting. Thanks for the review, I might have to try this instead of just the candle.
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Definitely wishlisted. Great review!
  • Kindred
    Great review, thanks.
  • Airen Wolf
  • Brigitte Nouvelle
    I like this idea of the gift set even more than the candle! Thanks for the review! xo
  • Jenni Shelton
  • geliebt
    Thanks for the awesome review!
  • Review It
    Thanks for sharing this review with us!
  • Cherrylane
    Nice review. Interesting lubricant suggestion .
  • jmex83
    Thanks for the review
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