Edible undies female by Kingman - review by js250

Kitty in a Fruit Roll-up.. Oh My!!

If you need a shared humorous moment in your relationship, one of those good ideas gone wrong moments, this is the item for you! These are a bit unflattering, taste awful and are so messy you can't help but laugh hysterically during the whole session. There is a reason they call these a "gag" gift.
'Torture' for both wearer and eater.
Sticky and gooey
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I got these as a surprise from my husband and figured they could be a lot of fun. He loves fruit rollups, cherry flavors and me! I pulled the wrinkled, thin and plastic-like undies out of the box and was a bit dismayed. They were a bit sticky and the aroma was like a watered down cherry cough drop. No big deal for me, though, I was only wearing them.

I very carefully tied the thin fruity strings, one broke but I poked a hole in the front of the undie and looped the remaining string through. That is when it started to feel really sticky and a bit odd. When my husband saw me in them, the look on his face was priceless. Of course I had to see for myself and walked to the bathroom to look in the mirror. Walking is used loosely in this case, try crab stepping with very small steps. I almost removed them when I saw what they looked like. A wrinkly red plastic bag that sagged in some places and stuck in others. NOT FLATTERING!!

Since he went out of his way to get them for me, I left them on with the knowledge they would soon be removed anyways. My husband took a bit out of the front, that took some doing, and within a few seconds he was gone. I mean out of the room gone. When he came back, he removed the underwear, pulling it not too gently and tossed the on the nightstand. Luckily he brought a clean, wet washcloth for me. I was stained red and had gummy, mushy looking matter stuck to a few areas. He told me the flavor was gritty, papery and tasted like rotten and fake fruit. I took a little taste and eeewwww, I even gave a small bit to our dog who eats everything, by the way. NO!! She would not touch it.

As a gag gift or the 'thought that counts' gift, these are pretty funny. If you intend on getting some oral play out of them--forget it. Do not buy them if you are hungry for fruit rollups, they are in no way similar to them. I am seriously scrambling to find something positive about them, maybe for a bit of humor or shared good thing gone wrong experience. I am at a loss, keep them for a gag gift at your next bachelorette party. Or better yet, use them as a game, throw darts at them and see who gets closest to a strategically placed pin. Loser eats them???
Follow-up commentary
These undies were a waste of sexual anticipation for my husband and I, however with the ideas I came up with you still should be able to get some use out of them. If all else fails, regift them to the next bride to be!!

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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Gag gift
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  • Ansley
    Hahaha, oh god these things....nightmarish! Thanks for taking one for the team!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Damn the dog did not even want it, you know it is bad then. Thanks for the information.
  • Mihoshi4301
    Thanks for the review
  • GONE!
    Wow, that sounds terrible! Thanks for the review.
  • damnbul12
    Thank you for the review.
  • Wolfi
    Thank you for the review
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  • edeneve
    great review. love the humor.
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