Edible undies female by Kingman - review by Zombirella

Not so sweet treat

Do not waste your money on these undies, they do not taste pleasant at all. Go for some flavored lubricant instead!
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I saw this product and thought it would be something fun and yummy to try with my fiancé. We both like to use flavored lubricants and body toppings so I decided to get the edible panties. I have heard them being referenced to fruit roll-ups and we all loved those as kids during lunch time, so what could be more fun than eating it off your partner to spice up your sex life and make foreplay fun?

Yeah, the concept of the edible panties is great. It sounds fun. It sounds yummy. It is NONE of these things. They are cheap and flimsy and that is apparent as soon as you take them out of the box. While putting them on I tried to be extremely careful with the strings as to not break them. I BARELY tied one side and the string broke so there went the 'wearing' of the panties (boo!).

We decided to give them a try anyways and I laid them over my bikini region. Like I said, they are very flimsy and crumpled and bunched up when my fiancé attempted to get them wet by licking them. He said it felt like those breath freshening strips when you first put one on your tongue and the taste was horrible. I had to agree as I ripped off a piece and attempted to give it a taste. The flavor says cherry but that is NOT what tasted like. This was no yummy fruit roll-up. It was papery and the texture was gross, it stuck to your tongue and the roof of your mouth. Yuck! Even for fewer than four bucks I wouldn't recommend this product to anyone. Spend the money on some good flavored lubricant if you want some yummy oral foreplay, if you want to kill the mood and taste something nasty, then this is the product for you.
Follow-up commentary
This was something I bought just to use up the rest of a gift card I had. It was bought from a store, not the website, but it was the same product. It was HORRIBLY DISGUSTING tasting then and I'm sure it hasn't changed a few months later and I'm not willing to waste my money or anyone else's to find out. It was cheaply made and fell apart at the slightest tug to tie the strings.
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  • Boobs and Lubes
    I didn't think these were still around
  • married with children
    these sound horrible, thanks for sharing.
  • bayosgirl
    yuck, I'll pass
  • Undead
    I agree, these are nasty!
  • Zombirella
    Yes, DO pass. I wish I had read a review before getting them.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Thanks for the review, I sure was looking at these too.
  • AJvil
    great review
  • butterflygirlxo
    All the edible stuff is gross!
  • faust
    nice review
  • Wolfi
    Nice review
  • Zombirella
  • thornrose
    great review
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