Edible undies female by Kingman - review by Badass

Very fun for me, he didn't like it so well.

Hey ladies, has your boyfriend or husband been terrible? Has he cheated on you and/or stole your credit card and racked up your credit? If you are seeking a fun way to punish your man without seeming too vulgar, here you go. These panties would be amazing for that!
One size fits any size small girl. Terrible taste.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
In buying this, I thought of my very pleasant experiences with other kinds of edible undies. My man friend had liked them before and we had had a lot of fun. When I got them home, I discovered they were too small for me. It was a sad moment; I tore the sides and decided to put ribbon through the sides to get them to stay on me. I did not look sexy, and certainly didn't feel sexy. My spouse said I looked hot, but he would say that if I had a brown bag over me.

Of course by wearing these I hoped to get some oral head action, which I started to receive. Upon tasting these, he made a funky face that can be best described as the face of a child not wanting to eat their veggies. He continued to try to eat through them, and I thought I had imagined it, until he looked up at me flustered and said "Can we take these off please? I would much rather just eat you." Upon taking them off I was horribly sticky, ridiculously sticky for the short period of time, I got in the shower and he came along. He told me he didn't want to kill the mood, but they tasted disgusting, and to "please never bring those around again". I didn't think they could be all that bad until I licked them, and then I felt bad I let him be down there five minutes.

While I am generally an edible pantie fan, these were a terrible experience from beginning to end. They are designed for skinny girls, and the package didn't say that, so when I tried to get them on, I felt foolish and fat, not at all what you want to feel when trying to get in the mood to do the deed. I expected a one size fits all kind of situation, but determined I got crafty and got them on, but they tasted horrible.
Follow-up commentary
I still thoroughly disliked this product and the entire experience. I'm still sad I wasted $3.50 on this, and mad that it didn't fit.

Definitely not for big girls.
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My Edible undies female tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
    • Oral sex
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
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  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Sorry Badass they did not work out for you guy's.
  • Tagmstr
    Thanks for the review!
  • oopsy
    There's nothing worse than a 'one size fits all' that doesn't fit! Sorry it was so horrible! Thanks for the review
  • Badass
    Thank you for reading!
  • Lisa72
    awesome review
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • MR Chickhabit
    neat review
  • Wolfi
    Nice review
  • shortstoke1980
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