Edible undies female by Kingman - review by Awakened Love

The Tale of a Not So Edible Undie

They were a bachelorette party gift and received good laughs then and during use. And for us, that's all they were good for. Laughter, making memories and a very unpleasant sticky situation.
The kinky thought of having your underwear eaten off of you .
Umm Melting ! Delicious fruity cardboard taste, yum yum !
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
Wow, do these things bring back some memories ! I was 18 and having my bachelorette party when my youth pastors of all people present me with these and a few other fun things. They also wanted to get in our apartment during the honeymoon and plaster condoms all over the walls, awesome people, I miss em !

Fast forward a few months, I stumble upon them in the closet, hmm sounds fun at the least, if I only knew ! You see I was not wise to grooming back then and had a nice little bush goin' on. Just imagine warm body meets cool fruit roll up material = melted to me ! Now if it was just skin that wouldn't be so bad, but remember that bush I was talking about, oh yeah that took awhile.

Yes, these bad boys can be accredited with my first good trim, so maybe we did get something out of them, regardless the memories really are priceless.

Now to the stuff you really wanna know. They do fit most body sizes, I was on the heavy side at the time and they still worked fine. Texture, think fruit roll up with a slightly stiffer make up. My flavor was strawberry and chocolate, I was able to pinch a piece before the meltdown and let me just say they were better for looks than taste, unless you like imitation fruit and artificial chocolate cardboard these won't be as appetizing as they look.

So a word of advice, if you do wanna try these a heads up - shave for goodness sake!

Since then I've heard tales of women making their own with products like real fruit roll ups, licorice and adorned with your husbands favorite candies. If I can get past the trauma of the meltdown, maybe one day I'll be brave enough to try.
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  • Cock Wrangler
    I don't suppose they list ingredients on the box, do they?
  • Backseat Boohoo
    How do these even go on? They just look like pouches to me.
  • Adriana Ravenlust
    I agree. Are they actually panties or something else?

    I wouldn't want something sticky in that area either. Ugh!
  • Awakened Love
    They actually unfold from the pouchy look to be similar to a string bikini. I don't recall if the ingredients are listed on the box, but it doesn't list them anywhere I could find on the product information on site either. My husband's were passion fruit flavor, we did'nt even try, lol.
  • Miss Cinnamon
    Hahaha.... I usually keep candy and things that look/taste like candy away from my nether regions--this is no exception! Thanks for sharing with us!
  • 0letitgrow
    I'm fine with being dirty or sticky down there as long as someone is willing help me clean it off.
  • Crystal1
    Thanks for the review! I'm tempted to check them out just because they're so cheap, but it doesn't sound like they're a winner.
  • reysgirl83
    Thanks for the review!
  • Eucaly
    Thank you for the review!
  • mistressg
    Ha! I love that your pastor gave you these!

    Sounds like a lame product. Melted! Yikes!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Thank you for sharing!
  • Wolfi
    good review
  • Ms. Summer
    great review
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