Edible undies female by Kingman - review by lobstermanswife

Not worth it.

I would save the money and stick to something a little more sticky, like a fruit roll up. If you must.
Good concept.
They look ridiculous, don't fit well, feel like plastic, and taste fake.
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I bought these to add a little something different in the bedroom. I thought they would be a little funny, and thought there was a possibility that they could be a little sexy. Well, I was right about one thing-they were absolutely hysterical, but not at all sexy.

First of all, I thought these would be a little like a fruit roll up in terms of taste and texture. Not even close. The panties both feel and look like a plastic bag, and are incredibly thin. I thought they would be more sticky or form fitting, but they just kind of hang off the body. They just look ridiculous.

When my boyfriend saw me in them, we both had a good laugh, but figured, why not? He played around with them, and licked them, thinking they would stick to my body. Not so much. He described it as licking cherry flavored plastic. The cherry taste is very fake, and the texture is similar to one of those Listerine breath strips. It didn't taste good, didn't feel good for me, and were very cheaply made. We really tried to get some enjoyment out of them, but truly felt like these were a waste of money. If you are interested in wearing some sort of edible object on your body, I would suggest something that is not going to make you feel like you are wearing a plastic bag on your crotch.

Overall, I think these panties are a good concept, and one that could be done really well. However, these edible panties are not worth it. If you are in the mood to be silly and wear something a little silly, this is the perfect product for you. Otherwise, go for a fruit roll up, some whipped cream, or anything else that you or your partner might find tasty or sexy. Save yourself the embarrassment.
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  • Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! I also assumed that these would be more like a sticky fruit snack than Listerine strips!
  • Katelyn
    I think they look weird too! Thanks for the review : )
  • wrmbreze
    thanks for the review!
  • K101
    Lol. What a bummer! I've waited for a long time hoping they'd come out with a good pair of edible undies. So far they all look saggy and the best bet looks like the candy ones, like candy necklaces. Thanks so much for the review on this! I wish it would have been better for ya.
  • PassionQT
    I've never had the desire to purchase these. Now I know why! Thanks for your input.
  • RosesThorns
    I've always wondered about these. Thanks for the review!
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  • charleswifey2011
    aww I was hoping to hear exciting things! Looks like this is a no go
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    thank you
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    Thank you for sharing!
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