Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by Chelle Love

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Oh so silky smoooooth...

I have previously used this product once or twice. I kinda snagged it out of my sisters bathroom a few times, so I was quite excited to finally receive this in the mail. If you like feeling sexy silky smooth legs, under arms, and, well, coochy, then this is definitely for you. Not only will you feel silky smooth, but you will also smell of a sweet berry mix, leaving you feeling just that much sexier than you already do.
Light, beautiful berry fragrance, Silky smooth shave, Thick, Helps to moisturize skin
None that I can think of
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Well there's no need to introduce our little Coochy shave creme, her name says it all. Although I have been told that some others have also used it as a hair conditioner, seeing is how it is so silky smooth and the same consistency as conditioner as well, but I didn't dare to try it, seeing as that I am very particular when it comes to my hair. This shaving creme can be used by all women and men alike. I don't use it on my face of course, but I do know that, when used, it leaves your skin silky smooth. Whether you are getting shaved up for a sexy date or just soaking in the tub after a long day of taking care of the kiddos, you will find that this creme will make you feel sexier and softer than you have felt in a long while.

* Made in the USA, No animal testing, Sugar free, Safe for all skin types, Paraben-free, Sulfate-free

Suggested use:
- Wet area to be shaved.
- Using hands, smooth Coochy Shave Creme to skin.
- Shave and rinse.
- Follow with Coochy After Shave Powder to maintain that sexy, smooth, just-shaved look.

- If irritation occurs, discontinue use.
- Intended for adult use.
- Keep out of reach of children.

- Water (Eau), Cetyl Alchohol, Cetrimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glyceryl
Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Simmondsia Chinesis (Jojoba) Seed oil, Hydrolyzed Keratin,
Panthenol, Allantoin, Phenoxyethanol, Methlisothiazolinone, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance (Parfum).
- May contain:
- Yellow 6 (Cl 15985), Blue 1 (Cl 42090), Yellow 5 (Cl 19140), Red 40 (Cl 16035), Red 33 (Cl 17200),
Violet 2 (Cl 60725)
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bridal gift
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The texture is the same as a good, thick conditioner and not thin whatsoever. It has a very creamy and soft feel to it and instead of squeezing or pouring it out of the bottle, you press the pump nozzle once or twice and voila, you're ready to go.

    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Thick

Taste / Aroma

Oh lordy no, I did not taste this Coochy creme, nor do I plan to, yuck. I personally prefer to stay away from eating chemicals. I tried quite hard to smell the pear but all I can smell is the sweet scent of mixed berries. It almost reminds me of the scent of a berry sherbet ice cream. It's actually not an over powering scent at all. It's in fact, more of a light, enjoyable fragrance.

I guess you can say curiosity killed the cat. I can't believe I did it, but right before I published this review I had to taste it out of pure curiosity. No, I will not be making a habit out of tasting products. Yes it did have a sweet taste to it, in fact, I could taste the berries but it did have a very small hint of chemicals to it. So if you, while rinsing off your body in a bath, accidentally got a little of the water in your mouth, you won't get a disturbing soap taste, but instead, a slightly sweet berry taste.
    • Light smell
    • Light taste
    • Smells good


I received this shaving creme over a month ago and I still have over 3/4 full. You only need one squirt out of the bottle to shave due to the thickness of the shaving creme itself. It wasn't a hard clean up at all, especially seeing as how you are already in the shower/tub while using it. I love how silky smooth it makes your skin and how it seems that you can even wait another 2-3 days before shaving.
    • Performance
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • ViVix
    I didn't care for my coochy shave creme, but I'm glad you liked it!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    Love this stuff I need to get more. Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • married with children
    great review, thanks for sharing.
  • loveme9
    Thanks for the review.

  • Bex1331
    Thanks for the review, I like that it is nice and thick, the stuff I have now is a bit too thin
  • MadameErotique
    great review!
  • GONE!
    Thanks for the review!
  • dawnkye
    Thanks for the review! You tasted it for the sake of the review; that's dedication!
  • pussy licker
  • hubbyandwife
    Thanks for the review I so cannot wait to receive mine in the mail in a few days.
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  • MK434
    Nice review!
  • Mrs.Tee
    Great Review thanks for sharing
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