Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by Vanille

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Shave Da Cooch! (Or other bodyparts!)

This is overall a great shave cream for the money. I highly recommend it. I discovered no faults with it and the fact that it can double as conditioner is fantastic.
Flip-top cap, Smells great
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Coochy Shave Crème’s name might make you think on first hand that it is just for shaving your cunt but upon further inspection the label it states it’s for "All-Over." Now isn't that a pleasant surprise?

Considering the hair on my nether regions was a bit too short at the present time for a shave, I compromised with my underarms and legs. Coochy's label also mentions that it will soften even the coarsest body and facial hair. Men, are you out of your own shave crème and don't mind a girly scent for a while when shaving? This product for you, too. Another 'hidden gem' of Coochy Shave Crème is that it can be used as conditioner for your hair. While I haven't specifically tried it as a conditioner I figured that use was pretty neat should I be out of regular conditioner.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Shaving
    • Conditioner
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Body/facial hair

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

The shave cream was smooth and very velvety to the touch. It stays where you put it and turns into a nice smooth lather. Pouring was very simple due to its flip-top cap which also eliminated messes. The product's consistency and thickness were akin to a body lotion and was not overpowering, like a foaming shave cream sometimes tends to be.
    • Creamy
    • Smooth
    • Velvety

Taste / Aroma

While I would not recommend eating this unless you want to get sick, the aroma was wonderful. I'm a big fan of green tea in general and I love how it smells so I purchased the Green Tea scent in this shave crème. The shave crème did not disappoint me in any way and had a very light scent of green tea.
    • Light smell
    • Smells good


Coochy Shave Crème preformed wonderfully. A small dab lathers up quickly and enough for a comfortable shave. It was very easy to rinse off with water and left no icky feeling residue behind. Also of note; if you're not a fan of 'clingy' scents I will also report that this product does not leave the scent of green tea on your skin.


Coochy Shave Crème did not come in any special box, but did come placed in a plastic baggie in case the product leaked while it was being shipped. (It didn’t leak. Yay.)

The product comes in a 4 fluid ounce plastic bottle with a flip-top lid. While the brand name of Classic Erotica and product name of 'Coochy' may put off some people, the label is very discreet and shows a black and white photo of a woman's leg. The instructions for use as either a shave cream or hair conditioner are listed right on the side of the bottle as well.
I would leave this out in the open. I would also use it as a gift. Traveling is simple, if you're worried about leaking, just put it in a plastic baggie and toss it in along with your other necessities.


    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Does not leak

Personal comments

While the ingredients list did not specifically say glycerin, they did mention glycerol, which I'm going to assume is in the glycerin family. For those of you with sensitivities to glycerin I would steer clear from this product.

The complete lists of ingredients are as follows:
D.L. Water, Steralkonium Chloride, Cetyl Alcohol, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glycerin Stearate SE, Jojoba Oil, Lanolin, Keratin Protein, Panthenol, Allantion, Methyloparaben, Fragrance, Propylparaben
    • Allergy concerns
Follow-up commentary
This is the only shave creme I'll ever use. I still have the first bottle I've got from Eden and will be coming back as soon as it goes empty for more. I got my Mum hooked on it in which she got a GIANT bottle of the Pearberry scent with a pump on it. My Mum in turn told her friend about it, and her friend is now hooked on it too! Awesome awesome stuff, I love it!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    thank you
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    You're welcome!
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    great review
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    Thanks, MonsterMel!
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    Thanks for the review! It sounds great!
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