Splish Splash Better Than a Bath.

Is there any idea that fails to live up to expectations as much as sex in the shower? On paper it sounds amazing, hot water gushing all over a partner, rubbing their slippery body with soap, before slipping in. Yet anyone who’s actually tried sex in the shower knows it’s never that easy.

First of all, showering is a chore, things need to get done otherwise it’s all a waste of time and electricity. Hair needs to be washed, legs shaven and body cleaned, these are all rituals people have committed to memory through monotonous repetition. Sex in the shower interrupts these rituals and wastes time. The twin shower head doesn’t fix any of these problems.

What it will do is keep one person from freezing in the cold while the other hogs the hot water. Two shower heads mean twice the area that can be covered, perfect for sex in the shower, or just covering every part of the body, especially extra wide bodies. It also expands the opportunities to include waterplay, whether with the nipples, vaginas, or the sweet, sweet elbows.

The texture depends on the type of water in the plumbing. It's not the shower head's fault if the water is harder than the user's erection.

It tastes like water.





I was hoping to end with that joke, but more characters are needed, but nothing more to say. The plastic doesn't smell, it doesn't change the properties of the water and if you're eating this, seek help.

There are four options to choose from when setting the shower jets.

Full body, Massage, Full body and massage, Full body with massage.

Full body spray is best for covering the largest surface area, while the pulsating massage is used for back massage and “back massage.” With the pulsating jet, users enjoy powerful water pressure, but not black and blue nipples. Switching from pulse to full body is easier than most shower heads, no twisting the head, just flip the switch on the side.

One complaint is that there is a gap between the shower heads so it 's possible to get stuck in a cold, waterless section, but this is unlikely. Also, if the shower head is tuned to the left too much during adjustment, it starts to fall off the pipe, so be careful when changing its position.

Attaching the head to the shower is quite easy; you just need a few tools. First make sure you have hands, or a prosthetic that can mimic the movements of hands. That’s it, all you need are hands to remove the existing shower head, place it on the pipe, administer it, turning righty tighty and that’s it.

Fans of discrete packaging should look elsewhere. Not only is the name of the item “sex in the shower” but it advertizes its other products on the packaging, including a waterproof harness and dildo set. If seen there's no hiding exactly what this is for. If discretion is important, throw the packaging away.

I can't attest to the claim that showering with someone saves water. It likely takes twice as long and twice as many shower heads may use twice as much water.