The basic tool of our sex life.

This is a big vibrator that plugs into the wall. It's powerful. Really powerful. My girlfriend loves it. I use it too. I can have a hand off, no-stroking orgasm with this, which is nice when I'm feeling submissive. If the male orgasm is a sneeze and the female orgasm a yawn, then this is a way I can experience a feminine orgasm as a male. The vibration is insane and has two settings. Sadists can very quickly bring about agonizing hyper-stimulation with this devious tool, which we do on occasion. The anal attachment (not included) is mindbogglingly stimulating. Sometimes when I want to get off but I'm not in exactly the right mind state, like trying to fall asleep but my mind is racing and I'm a horny but can't concentrate enough to get it up and get off, I just rest this against my member, flick it on, and in a few minutes, my body is rock hard and rearing to go.

The head is covered with a plastic-foam sort of cushion thing. It can stain fairly easily which is one of the flaws of this tool. There is texture but that doesn't really matter because it's vibrating so strongly you can not feel the texture.

This thing is big. Really it could be smaller. I'd rather it were black and sexy looking but it was designed to look like some sort of household appliance to be more discreet I guess. It's not easy to hide, it's loud and you might scream so probably not the best tool if you can't be open with your sexuality.

There are two frequencies which are both very intense. It takes a while to learn how to hold without the vibrations rattling your arm and making your hand numb. If you hold the very end lightly, then most of the vibrations go into your junk instead. Also, it takes a while to learn how to not have your junk go numb. It's noisy and do not use it near water. You may find yourself rearranging your lover and possibly your bedroom in the middle of a scene because the cord isn't very long.

The tip stains and gets dingy over time. Keeping an undyed condom on the tip and changing it every week or so may prevent this. Also the tip can be replaced. A dyed condom may stain the tip the color of the condom. If you have a puppy, be careful, we had a casualty this way. Now we have two, one which has been repaired and so my girlfriend and I don't have to fight over one =).

The package has a doofy 1980's appliance aesthetic, like the wand itself. It makes me laugh. No where does the product actual acknowledge it is anything but a massager.

I tied up my girlfriend and tormented her with this thing for a few hours. God she was exhausted. We should do that again sometime =).

For a while to strengthen our relationship, we vibrated each other for 5 minutes each day.