Coochy shave creme - cream by Classic Erotica - review by mistressg

This coochy made me itch!

I was iffy about trying this shaving cream out, but decided to go for since it isn’t that expensive and I had points to spare. Now that I’ve tried it out on my legs, I’m not sure I will ever want to use it on my “coochy”!
Should last for a while, plastic bottle will not rust, does not clog razor
Irritating, not best on sensitive skin, some may not like the smell
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review
I had seen many reviews on this product and it had been on my wishlist for a while but I had some trepidation about trying it, particularly because I am prone to getting infections so I was unsure about risking it with using a different product to shave my genital area. I decided to go for it anyway, being that it wasn’t that expensive and I wanted to see what all the fuss was about.

The ingredients on the label are: Water (eau), Cetyl Alcohol, Centimonium Bromide, Stearyl Alcohol, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, PEG-60 Lanolin, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Hydrolyzed Keratin, Panthenol, Allantonin, Phenoxylethanol, Methylisothiazollnone, Sodium Hydroxide, Fragrance (Parfum).

Copying the label verbatim (including the grammar) “Suggested Use: Wet Area to be Shaved. Using Hands, Smooth Coochy Shave Crème to skin…Shave & Rinse. Follow With Coochy After Shave Protection Mist & After Shave Powder to Maintain that Sexy, Smooth, Just-Shaved Look.”

It is made in the U.S.A. No animal testing. Sugar-Free. Safe for all skin types. Paraben-Free. Sulfate-Free. I especially like to know that it is sugar-free since that would definitely cause an infection, and nobody should really use products that contain sugar on their vagina.
It also claims to prevent shave bumps and ingrown hairs. It says that it could be used as a body shave and hair conditioner after shampooing. I am picky about what products I put in my hair, so I would not use it for that. It says that it is great for “intimate shaving”, legs, underarms, face & body. The label describes the scent as an “Alluring Array of Light Florals with a Hint of Baby Powder Freshness”. Upon unscrewing the pump from the bottle to smell it, I initially thought it smelled a bit too much like an elderly woman for me. I noticed that it smelled a lot like baby powder with a floral smell.

One good thing about this is that you will never have to worry about the bottle rusting and leaving a ring on your bathtub since it is all plastic. When I got in the shower to shave, I pumped maybe 3 pumps worth (bigger than the size of a quarter) into my hand to shave my leg and realized that this stuff would last me a while since even with using that amount it wasn’t much compared to the bottle. I smelled it once it was out of the bottle and in my hand and it was tolerable, not very strong and a lot less of an old lady smell in with the water running. The amount I used at first was more than enough, so I used about half as much on my other leg. The consistency was like that of a lotion or hair conditioner, and went smoothly over my legs. Given the consistency, I would expect it to clog my razor but it did not at all.

I got some nicks on my leg from shaving, but that is to be expected. However, after I had dried my legs and been out of the shower for a few minutes I couldn’t help but notice that my legs itched, even more so where the little nicks were. I couldn’t help but think that I was glad to test this out on my legs before shaving my genitals with it. Also, although I have sensitive skin, I have never had a problem with my regular shaving cream irritating my skin or making me itch with shaving. I figured the itching would go away after a few minutes, so I didn’t worry about it too much. My legs ended up being itchy for a little over an hour after getting out of the shower. It didn’t really have me going crazy and scratching at my legs or running to grab the cortisone, but it was irritating. While sitting at my computer waiting for the itching to go away, I thought about how glad I was that I did not jump into using Coochy on my coochy!

Once the itching had pretty much stopped, I ran my hand across my legs and they were smooth. Smooth, but dry. I find my regular shaving cream to be far more moisturizing than this stuff. I felt a need to apply some of my lotion for soothing sensitive skin to my legs, not only to ease the slight irritation but also to make my legs feel less dry.
Overall, I was not blown away by this product at all. In fact, I really don’t plan on using it again. I would never want to use it for “intimate shaving” after this, and I don’t like how it made my skin feel. I figured that if this went well I would try the Coochy After Shave Powder, but given this experience I am not as interested in that product as I had been before. I will likely be giving this shave crème to a friend, I would feel bad throwing it away and don’t feel like having it sit around if I am never going to use it.
Follow-up commentary
I really was not a fan of this shave creme at all, which is sad since the reason I was so interested in it was all of the reviews that spoke so highly of it! After my experience, I was not interesting in testing it out again at all. I ended up giving it to one of my friends, I just could not deal with being itchy again. I have not heard from her about how it worked out for her, I'm not even sure she's used it yet. Though I'm assuming that if it had the same effect on her that it did on me she would probably tell me.
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My Coochy shave creme tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Everyone
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Genitals
    • Legs
  • Kitt Katt
    I have been looking for a shaving cream for my genital area, but I have highly sensitive skin. Think I'll pass on this. Thanks so much for the great review!
  • SJ88
    sorry it didn't work out for you! Thanks for sharing
  • Sunshineamine
    Great review. Thanks I keep debating whether or not to get this. I hear good and bad about this and am still unsure. I usually get that Bikini zone crap from the drugstore and that works for me. I do have sensitive skin and don't want to end up not liking this when I already found something I do like.
  • mistressg
    Sunshineamine, in that case, I would say stick with what you know.
  • Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! Sorry to hear that you had such an adverse reaction! I'm glad that you tried it on your less-delicate bits first. Oh, the things we suffer through to review!
  • IsabellaSmith
    thanks for the great info
  • Upskirt
    Is this the same as other coochy products? Because I definitely don't like the shave creme that I got made by coochy...Oddly, I have skintimate for dry skin and it's...amazzzing.
  • mistressg
    They've redesigned their packaging, and come out with an after shave powder and spray and a ton of new scents for their shave creme. Also, I saw a review last night that listed parabens in the ingredients, so I believe they have removed them since redesigning their label.

    Sometimes I use Pure Silk shaving cream because it is usually cheapest, but I have been using Skinitmate for a few months. I have it in kiwi and for dry skin and they both work really well.
  • cheesewizz
    nice review
  • Cat E.
    Very nice review.
  • MK434
    Thanks for the review!
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