Black lycra booty short - shorts discontinued by Coquette - review by js250

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Manufacturer: Coquette
Size: Large
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Packaging:
These booty shorts are packaged in a clear plastic bag. This bag can be used to store these in when you are not wearing them, but since they are not delicate or lacy, this could be overkill. There is a lingerie tag attached that shows the model wearing these shorts and is reasonably discreet.

Details:
The shorts are black and stretchy. They have a seam that runs vertically up the front and back and the material comes to a light 'v' in the front and back. I like the front, but the back tends to show a bit of crack...not too sexy.

These booty shorts are made to let your cheeks hang out and hug your body. This does mean they also hug youf flaws and with the spandex material--they are a bit obvious. There is no waistband, so do not order the larger size if you fit the smaller one--they will fall down. These are figure flattering to those who do not have pooches, but for those of us who do, not so much. They do make you exit more memorable than your entrance, however. My hubby loves the butt shot when I do wear these shorts.

The leg holes are wide and are just folded over and hemmed to prevent lumping on your thighs. I do have larger inner thighs and these flatter them instead of bunching on them. I love that!! The crotch liner is minimal--just a small diamond that is barely tacked in--do not wear these without a liner for actual protection. The liner is also spandex!!

Material:
The material is 80% Nylon and 20% Spandex. It is ultra stretchy and figure hugging. The material does breathe fairly well and does not trap sweat against your skin and nether regions, but is not as effective as cotton for wicking the moisture away. If you sweat a bit, the material will let it out but you may feel damp.

Care & Storage:
Hand wash these shorts and let them line dry. You can machine wash these on the gentle cycle in cool water--but do NOT toss them in the dryer, it will ruin the nylon material! I toss these in ly underwear drawer when not wearing them. They are not delicate and taking extra care in the storage is not needed.

Size Chart:
My Measurements 43D Breast - 30" Waist - 42" Hips - 28" Inseam - 22" Thighs - 5"2" Tall & 150 Lbs.

Size: L

Coquette (Copied from Sizing Chart.)
Cup Bust (in) Waist (in) Hip (in)
Small 4 - 6 B 34 - 36 26 - 28 36 - 38
Sm/Med 6 - 10 B 34 - 38 26 - 30 36 - 40
Medium 8 - 10 B 36 - 38 26 - 30 38 - 40
Med/Lg 10 - 12 C 36 - 40 28 - 32 38 - 42
Large 14 - 12 C 38 - 40 30 - 32 40 - 42
X Large 14 - 16 D 42 - 44 34 - 36 44 - 46
One Size4 - 14 B 34 - 40 26 - 32 36 - 42
1X/2X 18 - 22 D 46 - 50 38 - 42 46 - 52
3X/4X 24 - 28 D 52 - 56 44 - 48 54 - 58
Oueen/
One Size18 - 26 D 46 - 54 38 - 46 48 - 56

There is nothing more uncomfortable than walking around the grocery store with the waistband of your underwear around the bottom of your butt cheeks. I found this out the hard way, and to pull them up--that would be a heck no! Unless you have no problem sticking both hands down the back of your jeans and pulling your underwear up in public, that is. i refuse to do that in public, but have to admit that by the time I reached the produce section--I was seriously thinking of subjecting the other shoppers to that undignified view.

The second most uncomfortable situation I have ever felt was also with these booty shorts. It is hot and exciting to be wet from sexual need--quite another less impressive experience when it is from a spandex liner inside spandex underwear. Talk about wanting to walk bowlegged!! I honestly don't think I could have been any more uncomfortable if I would have peed my panties!!

These little shorts are not a good fit for me to wear long term. I do like them for the short term teasing...before they peel off my body slowly, giving my hubby a nice, sexy eyeful of what is in store for him when these babies are all the way off!!