Fairytale or Fairy Flop?

The Fairy Miniature massager is appealing visually and once you’ve read the description and see that it's meant to make you squirm with pleasure and tingle with anticipation, you totally fall for its charm! I placed my order and waited patiently for my Fairy Mini to arrive. The day the post woman arrived with my package, I was totally excited and wet just thinking about it! As I opened the package, I realize most of the directions are in Chinese or some eastern European language I couldn’t read. Disappointing as that is, I sort of knew how it worked from my experience with the Hitachi Magic Wand. However, like it says, it is NO Hitachi Magic Wand, but it is a close maybe 4th relative.

Don’t let its size fool you; it's powerful and can make you shake with orgasm after orgasm, but beware, it gets mighty hot when used for over 7 to 8 minutes on high setting. The Fairy is very loud and noisy, so make sure there aren’t any busy ears listening in!

This bad boy does have a cord to be plugged in directly, but it gets sort of warm and I’m scared it will over heat if plugged in and powered on high for too long. Also, the cord isn’t very long and comes unplugged if you are too far away from a plug in while using it. If you want to use the cordless option, it still has a cord! What’s that? You thought it was cordless? NO WAY! This thing still has a bulky box attached that houses the 6AA batteries you need to power it. Although it won’t stay powered long and drains batteries like crazy!

It’s basically a plastic shaft and rigged bendy head. Very safe material and believe it or not, it is food safe material, which you can read about all sizes and material info on the description page! This Fairy got my hopes up and had potential, but wasn’t for me.

Even now, it gets warm and the to go pack sucks really badly. I mean, 6 batteries? NO WAY! I still love her power!