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What Your Honey Really Wants for Christmas

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Ohmygod, this list is perfect.


I'm curious if that's your actual sink or just a google picture.


I love this! So amazing.


I'm not sure I can take advice from a woman who puts clean dishes in her sink, does that mean I can continue acting like a nutjob and withholding blowjobs?. BTW I think that washing up brush has had its day. And also BTW its not an act. As you can probably tell.

Merry Christmas to you, thanks for the laugh xxx


Love the third bullet point...and all of them, really. Amazing!


You forgot point number 3 for the guys.. more blowjobs

Merry Christmas Blogess!


Haha, this is so true!


Fucking hell. This was fab



dusty who  

Is this still good advise to follow if she isn't [i]my[/i] wife?


Perfect. Just perfect.


wait a second.. I do all the cooking and 95% of the dish washing here, I think I deserve to huff from time to time (don't show this to Andie or she'll kill me )


I dunno I think he finds the nut job in me endearing, Perhaps I will replace that one with some great anal sex. I really do like the first one though that is totally sweet.



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