The singer was reported to be banned from the Yankee clubhouse, as she was said to have drunkenly groped herself while wearing little more than underwear, fishnets, and a loosely buttoned Yankee jersey. While Cashman has explicitly stated that Gaga is not banned, he also went on record as saying that Yankees management would step up enforcement of its clubhouse rules to better restrict VIP access in the future.
In other pantsless news, Cosmopolitian has been allowed a “Sex Position of the Day” iPhone app, despite Apple’s ban on nudity and strict control of other relationship, sex and political content. Some believe the policy shows an anti-male bias, as “Playboy and Penthouse can be read on a PC but not on the iPad.”
Said Jeanniey Mullen, CMO of digital publishing platform Zinio, “It’s confusing to consumers.”
Also confusing to consumers is Magic Power Coffee, which the FDA recently declared as dangerous. The instant coffee product has been marketed as an aphrodisiac, but it has the potential to interact with certain prescription drugs to drastically lower blood pressure, which causes dizziness, lightheadedness—but definitely not pantslessness.
In other pantsless news, Cosmopolitian has been allowed a “Sex Position of the Day” iPhone app, despite Apple’s ban on nudity and strict control of other relationship, sex and political content. Some believe the policy shows an anti-male bias, as “Playboy and Penthouse can be read on a PC but not on the iPad.”
Said Jeanniey Mullen, CMO of digital publishing platform Zinio, “It’s confusing to consumers.”
Also confusing to consumers is Magic Power Coffee, which the FDA recently declared as dangerous. The instant coffee product has been marketed as an aphrodisiac, but it has the potential to interact with certain prescription drugs to drastically lower blood pressure, which causes dizziness, lightheadedness—but definitely not pantslessness.
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