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She Plays, He Plays: The Je Joue Mio, One Ring To Rule Them All

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If we’re being totally honest, I think it’s fair to say that from a guy’s perspective, a good number of sex toys – vibrators, dildos, and the like – can be a bit intimidating. No matter how many innings of baseball I imagine, I can’t stay hard all night long, and no matter how much Coca-Cola I ingest, I can’t vibrate my cock, tongue, or finger at a frequency of one gazillion megahertz.

  Lord Of The Ring

The Mio is a cock ring supercharged with a topside, bullet-sized vibrator that has seven settings – either a continuous hum or various pulse patterns – and five levels of intensity for each. It’s made of seamless silicone that’s flexible, totally waterproof, and perfectly comfortable. And operating it is easy. There are three small buttons: one turns it on and makes it go faster, one slows it down and shuts it off, and one cycles through each of the modes of operation. Oh, and I’ll give you one guess as to where the vibrating segment lands during sex.

“Right on my clit,” Susan says. “Cowgirl was incredible. Every time I slid down, it’d be there waiting for me. I’d pause with Rydell all the way inside and the Mio working my clit. It seemed like my thighs would literally start shaking every time, and I’d be on the verge of an orgasm before Rydell would lift my hips, prompting me to slide up again and start all over.”

Recognizing Susan’s situation, I decided we should flip over to standard missionary. But it quickly became apparent that nothing is standard when the Mio is involved.

At its core, it’s a simple cock ring, and the point of such an apparatus is to prevent the blood that’s making you hard from exiting the scene. Whatever science is involved, the outcome includes a stronger erection and delayed climax. Add to that the vibrations and … well, remember those intimidating dildos and vibrators I mentioned before? With the Mio you become a human hybrid of them, no concocted baseball or Coke necessary.

  With This Ring …

“That’s what I love about it so much,” Susan says. “We get all the benefits of the toy, but it’s still all Rydell, too. I don’t have to choose between him or some fancy vibe – or find a place for both. Plus, neither one of us has to be fiddling around with it while we’re fucking.”

Indeed, it truly is a hands-free device. Once you put it on and rev it up, you’re free to do all the groping, pinching, tugging, and massaging you like without having to worry about it falling out or slipping to the wrong spot. Switching positions? No problem, it remains snug at the base of your shaft through any interlude.

“When we rolled over, my instinct was to reach down to reposition it because that’s usually what I have to do when we move,” Susan says. “But not with this thing. Rydell just pushed inside me and there it was, right where it had left off.”

A couple strokes later was when Susan declared her gasping allegiance to the Mio. “I was totally spent,” she says. “I came so hard, I figured Rydell had to be close, too. But I looked up at him and he had this mischievous smile and I was like … oh, shit, here we go!”

And we went and went. I’ve never really had sexual delusions of grandeur (you know, boasting about how I could make a porn star scream to Jesus or withstand multiple rounds with a group of Brazilian beauties – though I would give it my all), but just before Susan gave me that oh-shit look, I happened to glance down at my dick, granite hard and humming, the Mio still in place.

It was totally invigorating, and for lack of a better way to describe it, I felt as though in that moment I could finish Susan off and move on to a couple stately women from Brazil and then take Janine. I’ll never know for sure, of course, but I am aware of at least one lady who’s recovered and ready for another go with my Mio and me.

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