butts suck things up INTO them?!

Contributor: travelnurse travelnurse
I've been an ER nurse for 12 years now and I have probably seen this at least 5 times a year, I have only seen it about 10 times with sex toys though, it is usually a shampoo bottle, cucumber, carrot, or some other item that is not intended for anal use. One incident in particular stand out because the husband used the wife's vibrator and when we asked him how large it was he said it was like 9 inches and the wife said no it's more around 4 inches. I guess when it is stuck in your bowels you think that it is much Larger than it really is. It had been up there for more than 10 hours and the batteries were still running. So when we put a stethoscope up to him abdomen you could still see the rumbling. We had the gentleman who had a cucumber up his and it had been up there for 2 days. He drove over 150 miles to get to our hospital. (past about 12 other hospitals) He said he was just walking along minding his own business and somebody shoved it up his ass. (Yeah, we really bought that one!!)
08/17/2012
Contributor: Missmarc Missmarc
Never happened to me so far, but then I am really cautious.
08/17/2012
Contributor: ToyGeek ToyGeek
Your survey results are badly skewed due to the demographic here -- this is a website full of well informed people with access to safe toys. But out in the sex-shaming world, there are lots of people without access to education or toys, and the ER butt boxes prove it.
08/17/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
so i keep hearing all these warnings about not putting toys without a flared base into your butt because supposedly the butt will suck it up... wondering if this is a silly rumor or...

has anyone ever actually experienced this? i personally ... more
This has never happened to us, and I hope it never will.
08/17/2012
Contributor: Scrawberry78 Scrawberry78
Quote:
Originally posted by shySEXXaddict
omg ..I was reading one time about a guy that stuck a vase in his ass and couldnt get it out so he had to go to the hospital to have it removed!The messed up part is a week later he was back in the ER with a different vase stuck in there! You really ... more
I read that the largest thing on record to get stuck in an anus was a bowling pin. So gross
08/17/2012
Contributor: Khanner Khanner
You ever have a poop that breaks off, stops, and goes back in? I imagine toys can do the same thing.
08/17/2012
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Here's a link about a very specific case, link , it even has an x-ray of the patient.
This article mentions that there is a difference in why people have foreign objects stuck depending on location. It says that where people eat a lot of fish, sometimes fish bones get stuck on their way out.

05/22/2013
Contributor: CutiePatootie CutiePatootie
I have 2 nurse-friends and I am amazed at how many people end up in the ER with something lodged up there. (One was apparently a vibrator that was stuck ON).
05/22/2013
Contributor: shnsmth6 shnsmth6
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
so i keep hearing all these warnings about not putting toys without a flared base into your butt because supposedly the butt will suck it up... wondering if this is a silly rumor or...

has anyone ever actually experienced this? i personally ... more
i've heard it does, be careful
05/22/2013
Contributor: Pete's Princess Pete's Princess
Quote:
Originally posted by shySEXXaddict
omg ..I was reading one time about a guy that stuck a vase in his ass and couldnt get it out so he had to go to the hospital to have it removed!The messed up part is a week later he was back in the ER with a different vase stuck in there! You really ... more
You'd think it would be cheaper to buy a proper glass toy than to keep going to the ER to get your vase take out of your butt.
05/23/2013
Contributor: sunflower sunflower
It's like a black hole up there.

No but I have heard of people going to the ER for it. Since I read medical journals for kicks lately, I searched a site and found some legitimate findings! Even has pics of the X-Rays of someone with a vibrator stuck up their butt!

PDF "Perforations and Foreign Bodies of the Rectum: 28 Causes"

quote for those like me who are too lazy to click:
The five patients with perforations presented at varying
intervals after the insertion of the object, complaining
of left lower quadrant or generalized abdominal pain
which was sudden in onset. Two patients did not
readily admit to rectal instrumentation, but a high index
of suspicion led to repeated questioning and eventual
discovery of the correct etiology of the pain. The perforations were caused by a broom handle, a vibrator, a
plantain (banana), a soda bottle, and a long rubber
phallus-like device. Physical findings of acute surgical
abdomen were noted in all. They had absent bowel
sounds, tenderness, guarding, and rebound tenderness
especially in the lower abdomen. Rectal examination
revealed small amounts of gross blood.


Read the whole thing for the methods of removal but here are other things people shoved up their asses.
Others describe bottles, 28"10"12"13 a broom handle,11 an
umbrella handle,7 a light bulb,5 a plantain encased in a
condom,6 two gauze packs from prior anal surgery,
toothpicks, bones, seeds, dental fillings, a teacup, an oil
can, two carrots, two vaseline jars, thermometers, a test
tube,13 a whiskey bottle with attached cord,8 and a lemon
inside a cold cream jar. 15 Butters1 reported a most
unusual incident. A man inserted a 6 inch tube of a
cartridge paper into his rectum and then dropped in a
lighted firecracker which blew a large hole in the anterior
wall of the rectum

sorry but lol the last guy is deserving of a Darwin Award for sure
05/23/2013
Contributor: Trysexual Trysexual
Definitely read about it on here and elsewhwere and lots of nurse stories...so yes it happens...not to me though, thankfully.
05/23/2013
Contributor: dancingduo dancingduo
Mostly hearing from doctors like the stories in this thread. Never experienced it thought.
05/23/2013
Contributor: SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie Monster Mike
never had it happen, never want it too either.
Agreed!
05/23/2013
Contributor: Woman China Woman China
Oh wow!!!

It's like our asses are really Narnia!!!

*note to self... find an ass doctor in China and get some numbers!!!*
05/23/2013
Contributor: Cosmonaut Cosmonaut
Never had that happen.
05/23/2013
Contributor: Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
I've never heard of a butt sucking something up it.. that's just crazy.. can't say it's ever happened to me.
05/24/2013
Contributor: karenm karenm
It hasn't happened to me or anyone I know, but it isn't a rumor. It's a semi-common thing that people go to the ER for.
05/25/2013
Contributor: Somebody4857 Somebody4857
I can say it happened to me. It was back when I just started playing around. I had a mortar and pestle link (I was a science kid) and the pestle looked interesting. I was playing with it and when I let go, it disappeared. It managed to make it past the turn that comes from the rectum and goes to the sigmoid colon. It got stuck on my pelvic bone.

I was very calm for about the first thirty minutes but then I started to get more nervous and desperate (Underage so my parents would have to be involved). I could only feel it with the tips of my fingers so I couldn't reach it. I ended up using a coat hanger bent in a loop to angle it back into the rectum (this was not a wise idea for a number of reasons). It all turned out well and my parents never knew but that was the last time I ever used an object without a base or a string.
05/26/2013
Contributor: BP addictive BP addictive
I came real close once I was sitting and felt a Jelly plug that had a base on and big one too. Start moving I went to restroom the felt just a little bit of the base out . I was able to get it out after awhile. Love feel of the jelly plug but won't ever use it a again .
03/23/2019
Contributor: Cassie Play Cassie Play
For me it can. Never lost one yet, But some toys will definitely want to get lost when I use them. However after I cum my ass is usually hanging on real good. Depends how big they are. Before cumming though some will want to be pushed out as some have mentioned if they're small...
04/05/2020
Contributor: Buck 69 Buck 69
It is true it will go up inside you
02/15/2021
Contributor: Buck 69 Buck 69
That’s bad I’ve heard about those things happening
02/15/2021
Contributor: I preferred a mix between the two I preferred a mix between the two
I know one person that it happened to but it's not something that just happened like that you always have to keep an eye on the toy
04/18/2021
Contributor: Sissypussi Sissypussi
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
so i keep hearing all these warnings about not putting toys without a flared base into your butt because supposedly the butt will suck it up... wondering if this is a silly rumor or...

has anyone ever actually experienced this? i personally ... more
Hello Alice, Yes, it can and does happen!! And depending on the size and shape of the object, one might not be able to poop it back out, which means #1) a Very expensive and Very Humiliating visit to a hospital!! #2) Again, depending on the size and shape of the object, if one can not poop it out, if it is not removed could be life-threatening!! The muscular action of the intestines is called peristalsis. Normally, the muscular contractions go in one direction in through the mouth, through the small, then large intestine, and out the rectum and anus. However, there are times things go in reverse. (I do not know anyone who has never Vomitted) The same goes for the anus and rectum. Normally, it only exspells poop and other objects. But, anyone who has ever used suppositories to relieve constipation can tell you you insert the suppository in as deep as your finger can reach, and your muscles take it further in. I personally Never use any toy that does not have some type of base that is Impossible to go inside me!! I hope I was able to help.
10/02/2021
Contributor: Funkygirl77 Funkygirl77
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Here's a link about a very specific case, link , it even has an x-ray of the patient.
Very interesting. Thanks.
02/15/2022
Contributor: AnalFan AnalFan
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
so i keep hearing all these warnings about not putting toys without a flared base into your butt because supposedly the butt will suck it up... wondering if this is a silly rumor or...

has anyone ever actually experienced this? i personally ... more
I had a scare once with a hollow butt tunnel plug, the base was very small and being hollow tunnel shape allowed my anus muscles to suck it in quick with the lightest anus clench. I spent an hour in panic and struggling to get the plug out which was ultra hard being that my ass was freshly lubed up and barely anything to grip the toy as the lip was really a just a rim edge, I had to fist my ass which is not easy with my massive hands in order to barley reach the toy, each attempt almost pushed the toy further in due to nothing to hold onto and my fumbles/slips. It was scary as hell and almost considered going to the hospital to have it removed. I did manage to get it out eventually all loaded with adrenaline, relief and tons of sweat. I'll never mess with toys that have a small or no base for anal play, that could be and expensive emergency room visit but I'd prob be proud of my accident and explain to doctors and nurses with pride.
07/09/2022