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Contributor: Gary Gary
Welcome to our very first Fake Review Rumble!

This Rumble is going to operate a little differently than the regular Weekly Review Rumble.

- All April Fool’s Day Fake Reviews are up for voting.
- Vote count will not be consolidated by reviewer.
- You can cast multiple votes.
- Voting will last for the entire month of April.

The Winner will have his or her choice of either choosing their very own copy of the classic Calex game Bear with Me, or a $25 EdenFantasys Gift Card.



One last thing folks… there is plenty of time so please check out all the reviews. And also keep in mind that these folks took the time to write these silly reviews just share with all of you, so leave some comments and join in on the fun!
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
Alan & Michele – April Fools Day Review
2
Mr. Sauce – My Hand
11
Rockin’ with a Cock in – Beer Bottle Dildo revu by Suthern Bell
7
ViexCarre – Blow Me
3
Sir – Little Lassie Got HER Fill!
3
MuffysPinguLove – Umbrella
3
Heartthrob – How Embarrassing!
3
Yeti – Snowman Strap-On Harness
4
Jewgasm – Mercedes
3
Julia – bestestest condom evor!!!!!
2
Epiphora – Cherry-Scented Vibro Dong!!!1
6
Kynky Kytty – My Little Garden Gnome
3
Sammi – I Can Haz Orgazms!
8
Sex, Lies & Pre-Law – Review: Your Significant Other
16
VieuxCarre – Stifler’s Mom
3
Total votes: 77 (39 voters)
Poll is closed
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Contributor: Gary Gary
Let's Get Ready to Rumble!!!
04/09/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
I LOVED the April Fool's reviews! We have to do this every year!
04/09/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Yeah! Maybe we can do a Halloween theme too in October
04/09/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Ooh, spooky reviews, that sounds awesome!
04/09/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
This is tough!!!
04/09/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Hope we do this kind of thing more, laughed so hard.
Great work every one who wrote the reviews!
04/09/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Yeah! Maybe we can do a Halloween theme too in October
A spooky one would be fun

This was really fun this year - this really should be an annual competition!
04/09/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
LOL oh gosh, that game looks amazing.
04/09/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Yeah! Maybe we can do a Halloween theme too in October
Why limit it to Halloween? We've also got... * squints * Arbor Day and Casimir Pulaski Day (Mr Sauce is requiring that I mention Casimir Pulaski Day).
04/10/2010
Contributor: KBToys24 KBToys24
Such a hard choice to make! Awesome times guys!
04/10/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
I LOVED the April Fool's reviews! We have to do this every year!
I agree, it was too fun!

Good luck, everyone!
04/10/2010
Contributor: Ajax Ajax
Those are some very funny reviews. Great job guys. Too funny.
04/10/2010
Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I loved this batch of April Fools' reviews! My only regret is that I was so swamped with work that week that I couldn't submit one of my own Oh well--I had a lot of fun reading them and commenting!
04/10/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
(EF Review Program Mentor)
Too fun!
04/12/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I loved this batch of April Fools' reviews! My only regret is that I was so swamped with work that week that I couldn't submit one of my own Oh well--I had a lot of fun reading them and commenting!
There is nothing form stopping from writing one now, if you want to! Yes, you missed being in the rumble, but go nuts!
04/12/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Did everyone see that I enabled multiple voting on this one?
04/15/2010
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Did everyone see that I enabled multiple voting on this one?
I did!
04/15/2010
Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
I did...AFTER I voted
04/15/2010
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I did...AFTER I voted
*sigh* Ditto. Oh well, I cast my vote. These were so much fun to read!
04/15/2010
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Wow - there's still 15 days to go in the voting!
04/16/2010
Contributor: Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Did everyone see that I enabled multiple voting on this one?
I did!!! And I voted for a few!
04/16/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Don't forget to vote on this one either folks! Only a little over a week left!
04/21/2010
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
Just did
04/21/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
The month is coming to a close folks, anyone that has not voted should vote soon!
04/27/2010
Contributor: seaofneptune seaofneptune
I voted! Everyone had great reviews!
04/27/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
I voted. All of the reviews were hilarious.
04/28/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
Since April ends over the weekend, let's just all agree there that we will call the contest on Monday Morning May 3rd.
04/28/2010
Contributor: Gary Gary
You got a few days here folks. Go back through, re-read the reviews, laugh, and then if you haven't already... make sure you vote!
04/29/2010
Contributor: Owl Identified Owl Identified
So what ever happened with this Rumble, anyway?
05/04/2010