Clone-a-willy kit - molding kit by Empire Labs - review by Lady Neshamah


This was so epically bad for my husband and I that it seemed like it was a total waste of money, but the saving grace is the vibrating part that is so strong.
Very strong vibrating core, wonderful idea.
Trouble getting it to set up and do what it's supposed to, instructions were not clear.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
This was one of the sweetest epic fails my husband ever did for me. It was a great idea and a very sweet thing to try to do as a gift for me, but gods, did I wake up to a lot of noise, yelling, and growling coming from the bathroom.

I was woken up that morning by my husband yelling, "Shit! Fuck, fuck, fuck!" Usually when someone is yelling that before 8am, it's going to be really bad. I bolted out of the bed to find him with his dick in the Clone-A-Willy kit and a very pissed off look on his face. He wanted to do give my the vibrating version of himself, but that doing this was a very, very bad idea. The molding powder was clinging to his pubic hair and wasn't setting at all. He was on his second attempt to get himself in there to make the mold, but it wouldn't work. The molding powder would set in little chunks that were in his pubic hair and we had to cut it (the molding) out. But it wouldn't set up the way it was supposed to set up and the mold wouldn't stay at all or cure properly to even get to doing the rubber-pouring part.

There was so many problems with the molding powder that we couldn't even make the vibrator. So I was left with the slick bone colored plastic vibrating unit. It took two AA batteries and had a twist at the base to control the power and the speed of the vibrations.

This little thing was the only saving grace from that nightmare. It was about a half an inch in diameter and six or seven inches long. That little thing was so powerful when it would vibrate that when I would use it I could feel it in my ears and teeth, literally. It has to be one of the most powerful vibes that I have had. It could be because you are supposed to feel it though the rubber of cloned dick.

The amazing thing is that vibrating unit lasted for about three years of regular use before I killed it and that seemed to be much longer than I have been able to get any of my other vibes to last. At least it wasn't a total waste of money.

There were directions, but they where far from clear and there was no warning on anything that could be a problem. The kit came with the molding powder, the vibrating unit, rubber that was to go into the mold and a stirring stick, along with the tube that the molding powder was to go into. You did need water to mix in, but I don't remember how much you needed.

But we did get this a few years ago, so with any luck they have come up with much better directions which would clear up the problems.
Follow-up commentary
The Clone-A-Willy kit was such a failure for me and my husband that there is no way that we would ever try any of the others. And the vibrating core that came with it died a while back.
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My Clone-a-willy kit tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • pleasurehunter
    thanks for the review
  • moongirl
    Oh, gosh, sounds terrible!
  • Just Jen
    Oh no! Nice thought though.
  • GONE!
    Good to know the vibrator is nice at least. Thanks for the review!
  • MrSinister
    This toy has one of the weirdest learning curves out there. You either can do it or you can't. And if you can't, poof. There goes $40.

    I was lucky. The toy came out perfectly for me, and it's my girlfriend's favorite vibe... a more user-friendly kit would be worth an extra $10 to me!
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