Clone-a-willy kit - molding kit by Empire Labs - review by Eugler

What a Nightmare

I liked the idea of molding or cloning my dick, but the execution in this kit was quite suboptimal. Maybe it would have been better if I took more time to clone my willy. Maybe I simply lacked skill and need more experience.

If I had the desire to do something like this again, I would not buy a kit but compose a kit with good-rated vibrating bullets and tons of alginate and silicone from Amazon.... and much time to practice.
Funny idea
may be much fun.... sometimes
Never used it
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The aim of this product is to make a vibrating copy of your or your boyfriend's wiener. What a funny idea, my wife thought, and I went to the local store to buy one kit.

I got a box containing rubber paste, color, alginate for creating the mould and a very low end traditional vibrator. The vib is hard plastic and the casting compound is rubber. You will create your mold in the plastic packaging.

I considered the product quite expensive, but anyway, I just have one willy to clone so I just did it. I went home and started to clone my willy. I found it quite difficult. The theory is: make an imprint in alginate, fill with rubber, put a vibrator in, wait until the rubber is hard and enjoy.

After blending the alginate, you have a certain amount of time until it becomes hard. So...

The first challenge is: get a boner. In the instruction I, read to use a cock ring. So I got a boner, blended the alginate, and filled it into the cylindrical box. Now I had 90 seconds.

Unfortunately, cock rings have the opposite effect on me: my erection slowly disappeared.

The second challenge: press your hard dick into a tube with alginate.

A boner (Latin: erection) stands erect. How can you press an erect boner into a tube with fluid or semi-fluid alginate without touching the outer walls and causing the fluid to flow out? Try going to the toilet with a boner and triple the difficulty. Maybe it would work if you have a little help from your friends and/or a sex swing.

After that, you fill the casting mould with rubber paste for about one half and press the vibrator into the mold. You have to hold the vib exactly into the middle of the hole. After hardening, you pull your clone out, have a close look at it, and throw it into the garbage can. It is horribly hard, has sharp edges, and looks like a zombie prick.

Have a great night, with no nightmares!
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My Clone-a-willy kit tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Clitoris
    • Genitals
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  • DigitalSweety
    Aw, I'm sorry you had such a bad time with this kit. Your review was funny, though!
  • SydVicious
    Sorry this product didn't work out for you.
  • Katie09
    Nice review! Sounds like this is really difficult to use...
  • gloomybear
    thanx for the review!
  • chantalgiardina
    thanks for sharing! we had a horrible experience with it as well a few months back and don't think we will be trying this again.
  • epiphanyjayne
    Thanks for sharing.
  • Herzer
    Great review. I wondered how you were suppose to keep a hard-on which shoving it into a tube of goop and managing to not spill it.
  • Lady Smile
    thanks for sharing!
  • sunkissedJess
    I enjoyed reading your review on this. Thanks for sharing, and sorry it didn't work for you. They should give you enough product so you can have a practice round.
  • Allstars316
    Thanks for the review!
  • lainebug
  • pizzahut
    Thanks for the review!
  • spiced
    Thanks for an honest - and fun - review! That's pretty much how I imagined it would be. 90 seconds. Geez. No pressure...
  • kandy anjel
    Good Review thanks
  • ReadyRedbone
    We are gonna be doing this. Run fast is all it is
  • LavenderSkies
  • SecretKinksters
    Thanks for the review!
  • Trysexual
    So true..I've tried this. It's not a solo job for sure. Tried again with 3 people and still came out like a zombie you say lol
  • Trysexual
    Pro tip: Buy dental alginate on ebay or other source. It's cheap. You will not get this right on the first try! A big styrofoam cup works a little better too...but only just.
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