Clone-a-willy kit - molding kit by Empire Labs - review by Hockeytown9

Science has come a long way.

Overall this is a great toy. Fun to make, fun to use, and lends itself to wonderful possibilities. The extreme detail in the "clone" is very erotic, and will quickly make this a top 5 toy.
Detail. Fun. Erotic. Having a clone of you man's cock.
Rigid. Always seems to take two tries.
Rating by reviewer:
useful review
The Clone-A-Willy kit from Empire Labs is a case of an excellent concept, producing good results.

The contents: The molding compound is a natural mixture derived from seaweed, and the casting powder is a rubber based material that is found on many toys. All the other needed items are included except water—you have some of that right?

The "cloning" process: This is where I will hand things over to my husband since he did the majority of the work. I had to shorten this up to fit, so hit us up with questions.

So it is up to me to tell you how you can immortalize your mesmerizing member! Oh come on, you know you were thinking it. First off, the instructions are very specific and must be followed to the letter. That means it will never come out correctly since men tend to fade out around step 3 on most any direction list. The steps are easy and concise, so do follow the directions, the results are worth the annoyance. I won't go into any specifics, but I will put out some pointers. Tip 1: The directions suggest placing tape around the base of the tube, do it. Tip 2: Are you curved? If so FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS! The instruction set will advise you to mark and cut the tube at an angle and reposition the tube to accommodate your curved erection. Tip 3: Be patient. This process takes about 2 days to complete. Tip 4: "Dance for me bitch!" Okay just kidding, but you do have to keep your erection hard as it sits in cool goo, so this is where your significant other comes in. Put on some porn, some good music, and enjoy them as much as you can. Have her/him dance, strip, talk dirty, whatever it takes to keep you at full mast. I watched a clip in Japan; the guy was forced to watch his girlfriend play with another girl right in front of, and above him, and then they took turns licking and talking to him, poor bastard. Anyway, you get the idea. Follow those tips and you will have a very good copy of mighty Thor. What's so funny?

Okay then. Weirdo. So I will take over from here since I got to have the fun. The cast is very detailed. Every bump, hair, and vein will be there. It is amazing the detail that is present. The toy will look and feel like the real thing. Well almost. This leads me to the one negative aspect of the product. It is quite rigid. So any imperfection that is present is quite hard and uncomfortable. While the toy is still fun to use and feels great, a little softer feel would be nice. To be able to cast this product with a cyber skin type material would be amazing. You can skip the vibe to make it slightly, and I mean very slightly less rigid, but really a different material would be nice. As for the vibe, it is pleasantly strong, and does feel great either in the toy or solo, while only producing average noise (think cell vibe on a hard surface). It uses AA batteries so no having to order exotic replacements, and you can rob the batteries form the TV remote in a pinch. Don't worry, your husband might get annoyed he can't change the channel, but when he comes in to question you and sees what you did with the batteries, I doubt he will object.

As for the fun, it is a great toy. Other than the rigid nature of the product it really does feel like the real thing, and there is nothing sexier than pulling out a dong of your own man's cock. So hot. It can also be great fun in fantasy play such as double penetration, or just when you want some alone time with the part of him that doesn't talk back. It does have a slight rubbery smell that fades a bit, and really is common with many such toys. It is also safe to use in any orifice, and with any lube, so no issues there. Due to a rare bubble during the molding process, or any large pores that were cloned, there can be a cleaning issue. Any nooks will have to be cleaned well, but the material lends itself to easy cleaning and maintenance. Though if you do want to share the toy, a condom is always recommended, and you should know how to slide one over this old friend rather easily. Also if you want a waterproof version, just skip the vibe. Remember though that the vibe IS NOT WATERPROOF. Ditch the vibe though, and you can take the dong into the tub or pool as well.
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My Clone-a-willy kit tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Play party
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Anal
    • Genitals
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  • ToyTimeTim
    Great first review. Welcome to EF.
    I always have wanted to try one of these.
  • Kayla
    Welcome to EF. This is a good first review. I love the humor. We've had one of these too; we normally get it cast on the first try, but it's a humoring experience.
  • Hockeytown9
    Thank you. It was indeed a lot of fun. I think the fact it took us 2 tries is due to my husbands extreme ADD with anything sex related. I swear I need a leash sometimes. Bet I can find a good one here!
  • ZenaidaMacroura
    Nice review! I've always wanted to try this, but I'm afraid I'll screw it up.
  • Mr. E
    Nice first review. Welcome to Eden!
  • Airen Wolf
    This sounds like it was a riot in the making!
  • KnK
    Loved the review. Absolutely hilarious guys.
  • Devz
    Thank you for the review !
  • Lucky21
    Great review! Thank you!
  • Ghost
    Thanks for the review!
  • xOhxSoxScandalousx
    Thanks for reviewing this.
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