Loa - vaginal balls by Close2You - review by Twinkies03

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Are these the greatest balls around, probably not, but are they worth every last penny. From the stranger feeling, to added sensation during anal play, to just fun in everyday tasks these balls accomplish it. Are they great for kegels, no, but are pretty darn good for getting nice and warmed up for more play, or for use in anal play; yes times 10. These balls should find their way to a toybox near you and even out on the town.
Portable, discreet and a lot of fun with that vibration stranger feeling
Material is a little stiff, but not so stiff it's a bother
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


Ever said to yourself "Man I really wish I could secretly be having sex right now" while you were strolling down the street? Wonder what sex with strangers is like while you were going for your daily jog, or even just reading a book? Well I have good news for you, I have a solution and it comes in the form of a pretty cute pair of balls. Simply lube yourself, or these TPR balls up and let them take over. Best used for use while wandering around or doing other things, these voodoo spirits really know how to work their magic. Any kind of real movement will cause the bells inside the balls to rattle and the power of motion will translate through you. It should be noted however, that it took some certain experimentation and even to the point of jumping up and down a little the first time to feel the vibrations, but once figured out these guys are great. From experience these weren't the best for kegels, but were amazingly fun for stimulation while doing other things.

Best used for vaginal stimulation (though they do work anally as well) these guys lead to some nice foreplay, but total climax was never really reached. It does make for some great excitement being somewhat secretive and going about your day though. All in all, these aren't terribly different then other vaginal balls, however they are pretty discreet and the bells in them are a neat little trick.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Everyone
    • Solo
    • Travel friendly
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • Kegels

Material / Texture

These voodoo priestesses are made of TPR. What that means for you is you get a pretty safe toy that's pretty easy to clean. It is a somewhat harder TPR then most other toys, but that actually helps the bells reverb as much as they do. Either silicone or water based lubes work wonderfully with it too. After use all you have to do is either use toy cleaner, warm soap and water, or boil them. The only way it could get any easier is if it was Kraft Easy Mac and all you had to do was pop it in the microwave!

Design / Shape / Size

Insertable length:
4 1/4"
4 1/4"
1 1/4"
0.2 lb

So, what does all of that mean to you? Well, what this means is the balls are somewhat big, but coming in at only 1 and 1/4 inches in diameters it makes for a pretty perfect anal toy for beginners and vaginal toy as well. One thing of note is if you look closely at the balls they are set as somewhat off center which is a pretty intelligent design. This means that whatever hole should be ready these balls will slide in pretty easily and once one goes in the second slides right in behind it. This is one area where I truly think the beads suffer from being made of TPR, however. The retrieval ring is somewhat hard which means that if you have the balls in particularly deep it can be a little painful on the surrounding skin. Safety over comfort though is my motto and the discomfort basically stops these voodoo treats from plunging too deep into the water which saves an embarrassing trip to the doctors, and probably a letter of consent to sign for ending up on the embarrassing sex acts dvd.


Probably the best thing about this toy is their hardshell and balls on the inside. No, they're not chocolate filled and no they won't melt in your mouth, but yes they will lead to some pretty damn good feelings. The rattling of the interior ball causes low level vibrations and as such it resonates through all the tingly bits. One of the cool things about these beads is if you are using them for anal stimulation so long as some actual force is being exerted you can feel them in your vagina. Makes for a pretty nifty feeling. Have to say I was pretty impressed by this.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

Care and maintenance is pretty damn easy for these guys. Boil'em, wash'em with hot water and soap, put'em in a stew. Okay, maybe not the stew part but either of those options or good ole toy cleaner will work just wonderfully. As with any toy, make sure you wash them out of the box to get the film that comes from being in a plastic box off of them. It's as easy as could be though.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

Just a silly side note, but I absolutely loved the shape and coloring on these guys. For one, it is so rare to find a green toy like this. For two, the inclusion of the white voodoo symbol paining on them adds a whole new level to them. Never mind the fact that the balls provide for a lot of fun and make for even more fun if wandering about town with them secretly in, appearance does count for something after all. The only thing that really bugs me is the retrieval ring on these being so darn hard, but better safe then sorry.
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  • Breas
    Thank you for the review. I like your style of writing. I think I may have to wishlist this now
  • KrazyKandy
    Great review!
  • Beck
    Wonderfully written review. Thanks for sharing.
  • badk1tty
    I enjoy your style of writing, but the punctuation in your lead-in caused me to have to re-read it a few times to understand what you were trying to convey. Other than that, nice review.
  • Love Perpetua
    Thanks for the review!
  • toxie m
    Nice review. I found it a touch confusing that you kept referring to the product as being voodoo-related, but then your personal comments cleared it up a bit. I'm pretty sure that the markings on the balls are a stylized f-clef - the whole Close2You line is marketed on a musical theme.
  • LilLostLenore
    nice review i would like to try these.
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