My wife has obsessive tendencies, almost the moment sex is over with she yells at me to get out of bed so she can go wash the sheets. We tend to have fairly wet sex so half the time I'll find her sitting on the mattress afterward patting lubricants or juices dry with a wash cloth. I don't really care, I'd sleep in the wet spot after sex if she'd give me the chance to. As a guy I don't focus on cleanliness, I have no qualms with dirty sheets and would rather sleep after sex than stay up doing laundry. The Liberator throe|Fascinator™ posh throe was my opportunity to be able to actually relax after orgasm.

The throe isn't that large but it is large enough to have a good fuck session. Vertically it will cover the entire surface of a twin mattress, horizontally it will reach from side to side on a queen mattress but will not touch from head to foot. We have a larger than average queen mattress so I didn't expect the Liberator to be able to cover the entire top but it liberally covered the most important area, the middle of the bed. While our feet and heads did not fit on the blanket it didn't really matter as the majority of our messes concentrate at the middle of our bodies.

My first test was the "lubricant test". I like silicone lubricant, whenever I stroke my cock to get hard it's what I prefer. I squeezed the bottle onto my cock and she watched as it dripped down onto the satin. It didn't fully absorb into the blanket, seeing her start to become agitated I told her to stop, breathe, and wait. It partially absorbed but the really thick drops stayed on top. Rolling around and thinning it out helped it to finally seep into the blanket. Checking on where the bigger globs were about 20 minutes after sex showed darker stains well after they had dried; you could visibly see where the silicone lubricant had been. Experimenting with water-based lubricant proved much easier. Not only was it absorbed almost instantly, but after sex you couldn't tell where it had been distributed.

The second test was the "ejaculation test". I'm a big cummer. No matter how hard I try to have proper aim, I manage to shoot it on the wall, all over her, all over myself, and all over the sheets. Laying on the blanket after sex just felt messy. We were exhausted and as I laid there in a pool of our fluids waiting for them to seep into the satin, I realized just how wet things can get. As the minutes went by and our juices were absorbed down into the nylon core the satin felt damp and became chilly. The spots that had once been wet stayed cold for a while--it was hard for me to be able to find a comfortable position. The great thing however was that no matter how wet the satin became, the fluffy backing stayed dry and the sheets underneath stayed clean.

The third test was the "washing test". Yes, the blanket came clean. Did the stains come out? Every single one. Our cum, the silicone lubricant, and blood all washed out of the blanket. Yes, blood. I'm not a dirty guy but I love to fuck my wife and the best time is when she's just starting a menstrual cycle because she's overly horny. I'm not afraid of a little blood and obviously this blanket wasn't ether.

One of the only negatives I had was that the blanket really liked to bunch up underneath us. Whenever we'd reposition ourselves the blanket would move with us. Every time I'd roll to my side or onto my back the blanket would scooch up a little more into the center of the bed. The more that bunched up the less room we had to play around.

This throe will not only change my sex life, but it will change my wife from the clean freak she once was to the dirty girl I've always wanted her to be.

(I'd like to note that the red blanket did not have a black backing as pictured but a red one.)

I would like to report this is still in tip top shape. It hasn't retained any smells or stains and it still feels as soft/silky as it did when I first reviewed it.