Joque strappin' it on

This harness is it! I love the fit, which says a lot since I'm a fat person. It is also super functional, and sexy in a locker room kind of way. Though it's not cheap, it was my first harness, and I'd recommend it for beginner strap-on players. It is super-washable, so you can get as nasty as you'd like with it, and it seems to be tough as nails. I've even worn it under my clothes for extended periods, so that I just have to slip in a dildo and I'm ready for action. Surprise!

The harness is vegan, and made of synthetic materials that are washable. The nylon straps are surprisingly soft, and the plastic buckles and velcro that you use to adjust it aren't scratchy or poke at your skin. Everything feels quite strong and substantial, without being rough or uncomfortable to wear. I even like the stretchy, swimsuit-like material that forms the pouch around the dildo ring; it's soft, too. I don't think you'd have any problem using the Joque in an aquatic setting, but I haven't tried that yet.

The Joque is definitely well made, and the way that it is completely adjustable is awesome. I'm a 260-pound woman, and this hugs my hips and under-booty perfectly because of the ways that the different straps can size to fit. I am so happy with that, let me tell ya! I only use it with one dildo currently, but it's a pretty decent-sized one (not huge, certainly not tiny), and the O-ring fits it snugly. I think that it would hold lots of other sizes well, too. I also love, LOVE the little pocket behind where the base of the dildo sits, because it can hold a bullet vibe! I guess my only complaint so far is that it's a little "sporty" looking for my taste, and I'm not in love with the big logo patch sewn on the front.

Again, this harness fits my plus-sized lusciousness very well, mostly because it is designed to be super-adjustable. It can be hard to find gear to fit you sexy fat bod, and it was so great to find something that really does! I think that a wide range of larger bodies could wear the large size Joque, but if your lover is small and wants to try it, they'll probably have to get their own. You can also sneakily wear it under jeans, but the straps that go under my butt cheeks show a little.

Once I figured out the adjustment straps, and with the occasional quick-adjust (which is easy, as there are straps intended for that purpose) during the action, I've got the fit down. Now that I have the main velcro straps where I want them, I just slip it on quick, and tighten the little straps with slide buckles, and I'm good to go. Super simple. The Joque is cozy and comfy, and stays put while you go at it. I haven't tried a whole lot of positions with it yet, but so far so good. My favorite dildo always stays in place, too. And, I've got to mention the little pocket-like area behind where the dildo sits again. I put a bullet vibe in there, and BAM! Awesome feature. This harness isn't delicate to look at, and is pretty substantial, so if you want something barely-there, this one isn't for you. But it works!

The harness is machine washable, so that's nice. It comes with a fabric storage bag, which is stretchy, so I keep my dildo and lube right in there with it.