Two Weeks Out Of The Box

Anyone who wants a comfortable, easy to use, MACHINE WASHABLE harness will love the Joque. This Joque is new and improved from the older styled one. Spareparts gear is comfortable, often comes in a variety of colours to fit your personality (or kink), and is reasonably priced. It can be a little tricky to figure out tightening the waist straps, then the thigh straps, then the waist tabs (for tension!), but once you get the hang of it you've got a custom fitting harness ready for whatever you throw it at, on, or in. Did I mention it's waterproof too?

First off, this new upgrade is as soft as my broken in Joque harness. The liner on the waist is fuzzy and smooth, and it keeps you from chaffing when you're (for lack of a better word) puttin' it in. But for me the biggest improvement was the new heat applied logo. The original had this clunky white logo that kinda stuck out and made wearing it under things like jock straps pretty un-sexy. Over time that logo started to fray and little white strings stuck out of my skivvies. But not this one. Once you break it in you'll have a distressed almost amazon like logo or nothing at all. No scent to the material out of the box, but if you require a towel or change of sheets when you get busy, I recommend washing the harness asap, as it holds on to scents pretty strongly.

On a non sexual note, for all you vegan and earth animal friendly people out there this harness is vegan!

I covered this a bit in the materials section but I'll highlight some key factors and cover the stuff I missed:

It is made well. My old harness is almost a year old and could probably last until the next rapture. So I feel good standing by that it's made well.

New logo. I can not tell you how happy I am to have a flat logo now. It makes having a hard cock at dance parties so much more bearable and less "scratchy".

Straps. Out of the box it can be a little intimidating because of the two back straps, thigh straps, and little band straps, but once you get the hang of it you'll feel like you have a custom harness.

The O ring is built in and expandable to fit up to at least a 2" cock/dildo/junk/etc.
You probably could use a double ended dong with it (although I have not tried) if your "inner muscles" aren't game, and there are two bullet vibe pouches.

This is what's great about this harness- it's expandable.

Pretty much anyone can put this harness on and have it fit. If you can't, who cares? There is Joque A and B. A fits up to a 50" waist and the B fits up to a 65".

The harness is pretty much a custom fit for everyone. You tailor it to you by pulling at a variety of straps. Once you get it set, just undo the back to get out and store it in the nifty bag they give you.

It also fits comfortably under boxers, briefs, trunks, jeans, and neoprene. Possibly leather but I'll have to get back to you on that.

This Joque puts in work. It's comfortable for extended wear. Trying to surprise someone after work? Joque's got you. Walking around in a play party for six hours? Joque's still got you.

I find the harness to work above average in all positions. However, it tends to score a little lower when harness wearer is on their back, since if it's not tightened properly the harness will pull with the up and down, side to side motions of the rider.

As for getting your bits in the harness, it's easier to put the toys in first before putting the harness on. Toys with bigger bases and/or balls tend to fit wider in the pouch so it may not close completely. This won't affect performance.

Getting yourself into the harness is pretty quick: Pull Joque on like pants and adjust.

Care and Maintenance:

Toss in washer and hanging dry is ideal.

However if time is of the essence, here are some options based on levels of need:

1.Toss in washer, then into dryer.
2.Hand wash, then into dryer.
3.If wet or soaked, dryer, then febreze.
4.Febreze.

Note: I have not tested the validity of 3 and 4.

Some people say that the dryer can be bad for the harness, yet I have not had any problems thus far with my older harness. Air drying is the best but a few tumbles in the dryer won't hurt it either.

The packaging is great and almost as versatile as the harness.

First you take the plastic out, throw it out or recycle it. No wait, first you check out the clever dance-y lady in the Joque, then take the plastic off.

Then you uncover this fabulous semi textured box, which holds the fashionable nifty bag that holds the harness.

The nifty bag can be used for harness storage and also handy cock storage or condom bag.

I have re-purposed the box to hold all my condoms and lube, and it's discreet too.

I was hesitant about spending another $100 on a harness when I had the older Joque with the giant band logo. But let me say it was well worth the money. It was a huge aesthetic improvement for me and it's actually a lot more comfortable than the older harness. It seemed to have some minor tweaking to the pouch that made it seem a lot more comfortable between the thighs.

Some wisdom words:

Put your tool in before you put the harness on. It's much easier to just whip up the harness than to fiddle and stretch out the band, because then you have to readjust it.

My biggest piece of advice is to fiddle with the small side bands on the waist. It creates a bit of tension and holds the harness and cock flush to your body when you get the sweet spot. It really makes a big difference in your sex, or at least in mine. Since it's a personal view I saved it from the performance section. I have found that with the side straps at the right tension, the harness pulls away from you less (say if you're doing it doggie style or the head of your cock catches at the right spot inside someone). It saves me, and perhaps you, from the unfortunate phenomena of cock separation.