Between This Thing and a Hard Place
I love this dildo in theory. The world needs more dildos with handles! It's a lot more common to hold the dildo than to put it in a harness. That said, the execution of this toy leaves a lot to be desired. It's just too painful 99 percent of the time. That's its only real downfall, but it's a major one, unfortunately. Maybe someone should just invent a tool that attaches a handle onto pre-existing dildos.
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Pros
Pretty/sparkly color
Impressive length
Very effective weapon
Impressive length
Very effective weapon
Cons
So painfully hard (and not in the fun way)
Ow, ow, owww
Ow, ow, owww
I purchased the Echo Handle while I was in a 14-month "dry spell." After my second girlfriend and I broke up, I lost all interest in dating and decided to throw myself into my writing, taking care of any carnal needs myself. The Echo Handle seemed like a great choice for solo play. It's clearly designed to be held, even though you could put it in a harness if you really wanted, thanks to the flared base. Truthfully, I mostly wanted this toy for anal play. It's not that hard to use most toys vaginally, but it can be a little awkward to get a good speed going when you have to put your hand behind you, or reach way between your legs, or-- you probably get the picture!
So, with that context in mind, the Echo Handle was a little disappointing. Sure, it's slightly less awkward for its intended purpose, but the silicone is so incredibly hard that it's not the most fun to use. I'm sure it needs to be that hard due to the extreme length, but it's just so uncomfortable! When used anally, the toy feels like it's bruising my bowels, even when used very gently. And when used vaginally, the nubs are really uncomfortable and it feels like the toy is seriously bruising my cervix. All I can think about is, "Geez, is this thing going to shove my IUD into my ovaries?!"
The best use I can come up with for it is bludgeoning people with it, a la Saints Row. Mine is purple, too, so that's even better. Since purchasing the toy, I have entered a new relationship, so I've let her use it on me to see if it's any different. It's still painful, but if you roleplay that your partner is going to violate you with, say, a broom handle, it's a little easier to get into it. I'm sure I'll still keep the Echo Handle around, if only for Saints Row cosplay purposes (and because its length is hilariously impressive), but every time I grab it from the toy box, I end up putting it right back. If you get off on really firm toys, this might be a dream come true. For most people, however, I imagine it's going to be more painful than fun.
So, with that context in mind, the Echo Handle was a little disappointing. Sure, it's slightly less awkward for its intended purpose, but the silicone is so incredibly hard that it's not the most fun to use. I'm sure it needs to be that hard due to the extreme length, but it's just so uncomfortable! When used anally, the toy feels like it's bruising my bowels, even when used very gently. And when used vaginally, the nubs are really uncomfortable and it feels like the toy is seriously bruising my cervix. All I can think about is, "Geez, is this thing going to shove my IUD into my ovaries?!"
The best use I can come up with for it is bludgeoning people with it, a la Saints Row. Mine is purple, too, so that's even better. Since purchasing the toy, I have entered a new relationship, so I've let her use it on me to see if it's any different. It's still painful, but if you roleplay that your partner is going to violate you with, say, a broom handle, it's a little easier to get into it. I'm sure I'll still keep the Echo Handle around, if only for Saints Row cosplay purposes (and because its length is hilariously impressive), but every time I grab it from the toy box, I end up putting it right back. If you get off on really firm toys, this might be a dream come true. For most people, however, I imagine it's going to be more painful than fun.
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You write so well, I hate not rating anything other than extremely useful, darn it. I think if you read a few highly rated reviews and see what more info people are looking for, you could easily include it and get those highest ratings. (Or, you can join the mentor program.) I look forward to reading your reviews because they are just that nice to read and they are a pleasure to edit, that's for sure!! -
Yeah, I'm just so late to the game it feels like everyone's already covered everything. I don't want to reinvent the wheel or be accused of plagiarism or anything. I'm just trying to earn my review points to buy a new toy for my girlfriend (and hopefully help other people a little in the process). -
Yeah, I'm just so late to the game it feels like everyone's already covered everything. I don't want to reinvent the wheel or be accused of plagiarism or anything. I'm just trying to earn my review points to buy a new toy for my girlfriend (and hopefully help other people a little in the process).
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Sorry, terrible wifi up here in the mountains!
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Also, is the mentor program even a thing anymore? I wasn't able to get in when I first tried months ago, so I assumed they stopped doing it.
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The Mentor Program is alive and well! Feel free to message me if you're interested and would like more information! -
I see you snagged a mentor, congrats!!
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